[UPDATE: And be sure not to miss “SUP’ BRO?” in Civic Center and “UP R BOWEL” up atop Twin Peaks.]
[UPDATE II: And look, this act of creative destruction has Gone National already, although I should point out that first this ad was altered to say “OOPS” and only later was it pushed over, probably by two separate crews. And look, now the NFL is paying money (our money!) for security guards to watch over some of the other “art” pieces. What’ll happen next???]
First it was all like this – the NFL people thought San Franciscans would line up to thank them for having us pay for their ads, like this ugliness in Alamo Square:
But what happened was local citizens started attacking this giant metal ad. Look here our excellent HoodLine:
“City Waived Fees For Controversial Super Bowl 50 Statues“
See the image? It says, “Evict [Mayor] Ed Lee” in white spray paint.
Then the NFL people said that these ads are “graffiti resistant,” and they tried to clean things up.
Then the same “artwork” was altered by area residents to say “SUPERB OWL”
Then this thing got fixed again by the NFL or whomever, sort of. Note the missing aluminum strip around the “0”
Then the letters were rearranged yesterday to say “O0PS“
And now here’s the scene this morning – what, where did it go? Do you see the sculpture?
I thought, well, what happened, did the locals simply haul it off or perhaps the NFL people decided this was too much of an embarrassment / distraction so maybe they hauled it away?
Oh, here it is! Boom:
And you see those reddish (metal?) plates?
They’re what was weighing these ads down.
So they wanted to make these ads look solid, but the truth is that they’re more like cheesy Beats Solo headphones, by Dr. Dre, oh well.
Oh look, a Google (and now Storer Transportation too?) bus stop in the background:
Cleverly, the latest crew of locals took the “0” from “Super Bowl 5o” to use as a capital “O” (along with the “O” in BOWL to form “O0ps.” Nice.
Those are the Painted Ladies / Seven Sisters in the background
I’m thinking this would be a good opportunity for the NFL to simply apologize and then get rid of this monstrosity this weekend.
Also, it’d be nice if the NFL could put like $20,000,000 in escrow to pay for having all their parties here. Then the City of SF could draw down the monies to pay for all our out of pocket expenses.
It might seem funny that most San Franciscans don’t want the NFL coming here, but this is the case. Sorry, America.