Posts Tagged ‘segway’

2014 Flashback: “FORTY Fuckin’ NINERS”

Wednesday, March 8th, 2017

2014 seems such a long long time ago these days:

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And speaking of flashing back, the ribald T-shirt is Joe Montana-approved, so there’s that.

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Armed Patrol on Battery on an Electric Standup Tricycle

Tuesday, December 20th, 2016

I’ve never seen this:

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Note handgun:

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“T3 Motion” Electric Standup Vehicle from Challenge Security.

They’re hiring, but you need your own gun.

Srsly.

Traffic, Balboa Street – This Segway was Supposed To Take Over the World

Monday, August 29th, 2016

Do Segway piloti ever see other Segway piloti? IDK

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It wasn’t supposed to be like this. IT was supposed to be a transportation revolution – deets from the other side of Frisco, with Bezos and Jobs at the Hyatt Regency Embarcadero, back in the aughts.

Rented Segway Driver of the Year: Texting, Head Down, Going Maximum Speed Downhill in Golden Gate Park

Tuesday, June 14th, 2016

Heading west on JFK Boulevard towards Ocean Beach in front of the Buffalo Paddock:

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Segways are easy to drive, until they’re not.

(I still feel sorry for this lady. She was just trying to have fun with her crew…)

Segway Riders Storm the Sidewalks of Fulton Out in the Farthest Reaches of San Francisco County

Friday, August 29th, 2014

Can you ride a Segway scooter on the sidewalks of San Francisco?

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No, you cannot as it’s agin the Law.

And yet:

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Oh well.

Presenting the Coolest “Segway Personal Transporter” Owner-Operator in San Francisco – Playing Tunes, Carrying a Dog

Monday, June 9th, 2014

All the Segway people in town seem to have a look, but this guy wins the prize:

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Those Segway Personal Transporter Rentals in Golden Gate Park are Proving Popular

Thursday, November 28th, 2013

So like you’ll regularly see a couple dozen in the field with only a few left at the Music Concourse.

This is new on me – I was used to seeing only six or eight tourists on this things at any given time.

See ’em? Two teams, two leaders:

Them Segways themselves, well they represent failure, but Segway rentals in GGP in 2013, well that represents success, looks like.

This Segway Pilot on Market Street is Loaded for Bear – He’s Outfitted Like an America’s Cup Sailor

Friday, September 20th, 2013

To me, anyway:

If You Think a Segway Personal Transporter is Right for You, Then You Should Consider an A2B Electric Bike, Like This Guy’s

Monday, February 4th, 2013

I’ll tell you, some of the people from the (former?) Ultra Motors company or whatever just hate my guts ’cause I don’t put on my old high school cheerleading uniform (it still fits! can you believe it?) and wave my pom-poms for the overweight, overexpensive, overstyled A2B electric bike-scooter things being made the past half-decade.

I think they had an HQ office in San Francisco once.

Anyway, these days you can buy an A2B on craigslist for like $1000-something and there is a subculture of users out there.

(Somebody should interview these people about the pros and cons of commuting on an overly-expensive, high maintenance A2B…)

Like this guy, I see him on McAllister a lot:

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Now that personal transporter contraption from Segway was supposed to create a transportation revolution or something, but it didn’t. There are still a handful of people around town who use them, or fantasize about using them to get to work ‘n stuff.

IMO, the Segway people would be better off using an A2B bike for commuting.

Just saying…

Scissor Fight! Dallis Willard Shows Us What an Off-Road Segway X2 Looks Like on a San Francisco Sidewalk

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

It looks like this.

Check out the huge tires, the better for off-roading you at 12 MPH, my dear:

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This kind of thing might be legal in some parts of the world, but not in the 415.

Oh well.

You’re too young to remember but the Segway Personal Transporter was supposed to have “changed the world” by now.

Let’s close with an action-packed 90-second clip of classic Segway accidents. I still feel sorry for the face-planting mall Mom who just wanted to have fun with her friends. :(