The San Francisco Citizen

This guy road the rails all the way down the Embarcadero heading to Fisherman’s Wharf. Good thing no trains were coming. And good thing he had the optional SUV tires - the ride must be rough when you’re on the cobblestones.

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Or maybe he’s preparing for the Olympics

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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