Posts Tagged ‘self driving’

Laughably Timid UBER Self-Driving Volvo REFUSES to Make a Right on Red, Despite Lack of Peds, Cross-Traffic

Wednesday, May 17th, 2017

Here’s the thing about Fell Street – you gotta wait a looong time to cross it during rush hour, cause signal timing changes based upon what day of the week it is. I’m srsly.

So if you get a red light, it’s your obligation to look about and then decide whether to turn right on red.

And that brings us to this sad scene, with the UBER Volvo just parked at a red, patiently waiting, for a loooooong time. Check it:

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Now I’m not saying that this Volvo should just stop for an instant and then take off willy-nilly. No no. You gotta creep a bit, you know, see how things look. And then you creep a bit more. And then look, it’s clear, and now you’re on the trolley. And, due to the timed lights setup, you’ve guaranteed yourself a green at the next light, and so on, and so on.

But obstinately waiting, IDK, seems selfish, non?

And you never know who might be behind you.

Why not be more like these robots, Evil UBER Volvo Robot?

Code Name ALBATROSS: Self-Driving Chevrolet Bolt Seen Emerging from Lair – It’s Still Turning Heads

Thursday, April 20th, 2017

But this process took a while as traffic on 11th is getting backed up quite a bit these days during rush hour due to, IDK, the recent city-mandated loss of lanes on nearby Van Ness? That’s my guess.

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Anyway, if 11th is filled with idled cars and peds are walking by, this exit is a good test for a self-driving car:

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The Bolt seemed timid, but that’s how it’s supposed to behave I suppose. Good luck, New GM

It Takes a Village to Drive an Uber Self-Driving Car – Four UBER Bros in Just One UBER

Thursday, April 13th, 2017

As seen driving about the alleys of the Financh with _four_ Bros inside, Bro

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This is What the Fleet of UBER Self-Driving Cars in The Richmond Looks Like

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2017

So I see one UBER self driver way out there in the Avenues, so no biggee, but here comes another right behind.

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Say, maybe if these self driving cars drive all over town, they can memorize the place, the Google’s rides have done down in Mountain View and the way the dinosaurs tested the electrified fences in Jurassic Park.

Maybe…

UBER is Now Recruiting “Vehicle Operators” in Frisco – Help Improve Their Sad Self-Driving Cars – $24/Hr + Snacks/Drinks

Thursday, March 9th, 2017

And then when your ride wants to sail through a red light, say the unexpected one installed mid-block out in front of our world-famous SFMOMA on Third, well, you just might get terminated, with extreme prejudice, oh well.

All the deets, via code1zero:

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OTOH, snacks!

UBER Self-Driving Car on the Streets of San Francisco – Three Views – Black Ford Fusion Hybrid Titanium with a Grey KFC Bucket Atop

Tuesday, December 13th, 2016

[UPDATE: Oh, this is a self driving car, they tell me, not a mapping car, my bad. Or maybe it is a map car, IDK. It’s not a Volvo XC90 the likes of which have just been announced as sel-driving cars.]

UBER, a company what loses lots of money, tries to play catch-up with Google, a company what makes lots of money:

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The KFC bucket rotates of course:

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Do You Have to Have a Front License Plate for Your Car? YES – But Does UBER Have to for Its Cars? IDK

Monday, October 31st, 2016

Here’s a robot car in The Richmond:

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And here’s what John Law has to say:

5200. (a) When two license plates are issued by the department for
use upon a vehicle, they shall be attached to the vehicle for which
they were issued, one in the front and the other in the rear.

I’m thinking there are reasons you’d especially want an FLP on Uber’s experimental cars, but maybe that’s just me…

They’re Here! – Meet “Boron,” Your New UBER Robot Car Being Tested in Frisco’s Financh

Wednesday, September 21st, 2016

No no, no silly names for UBER Technologies, like, IDK, PLATYPUS from the GM Cruise people. Just straight up science, like something out of Breaking Bad:

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Now let’s rack out to see the more of this new robot car, seen being driven at California and Sansome yesterday:

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The Future is Now…

OMG, You’re Not Going to Believe This Self-Driving Mercedes at California and Mason – “F 015 Luxury in Motion”

Wednesday, March 4th, 2015

Jalopnik has the deets on the arrival of this F 015 Luxury in Motion Mercedes-Benz in the 415.

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Hey Reddit man sfchillin, nice shot

Message From Google: “My OTHER Car Drives Itself”

Wednesday, July 10th, 2013

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All right, Googlers. Keep us posted