Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Dr. Owen Bias Urges “No Unlawful Sex” in San Francisco

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

It seems God told Dr. Owen Bias to become a street preacher in 1974. Since then, he’s been quite the fixture on our sidewalks.

Many are impressed with the:

“…wonderful display of typography on the sign. look at the perfect hand kerning on those big headlines. wow. very nice. I love the block font too. Check out that “Q” in Quit. amazing.”

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Look for him near the cable car turnaround at Market and Powell. Based upon what he says to passers by, it appears that the word “unlawful” is not the focus of his message.

Choose wisely.

Famous Beach Volleyballers Coming to San Francisco This Weekend

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Are you ready for this? It’s the “AVP Crocs Tour San Francisco presented by Fuze Beverage, Part of the AVP Crocs Cup Shootout presented by Bud Light“!

Per the AVP, Piers 30 and 32 “will be rocking” Friday Through Sunday, courtesy to the sponsorship of those horrible Crocs shoes. Check out this earth-toned pair recently abandoned in Golden Gate Park during Power to the Peaceful 2008. Click for the full horror: 

Anywho, check the schedule and then get your tickets

Of course they hit you with a $23.50 ”order processing fee” for a pair of three-session Front Row Courtside tickets, but you’re rich because you live in San Francisco. Right?

C’mon you richers, you want to see Kerri Walsh, Misty May-Treanor, Todd Rogers and Phil Dalhausser, fresh from winning gold at the Genocide Olympics in Beijing, China, don’t you? Watching this is probably much better than playing Hooverball with a medicine ball in the park.

Schedule:

Friday, September 12th: SESSION 1 10:30 AM - 8:30 PM (12 total matches on 2 courts)

Saturday, September 13th: SESSION 2 8:30 AM - 8:30 PM (12 total matches on 2 courts)

Sunday, September 14th: SESSION 3 11:15 AM - 5:00 PM (4 total matches on center court: men’s and women’s finals)

Will this sport’s “Perv Factor” (its popularity due to the competitor’s sex appeal) fill the stands in San Francisco? Only Time Will Tell.

See you there!*

(* not really)