Posts Tagged ‘SFPD’

PAPER DRIVERS: If You Actually Pay Bridge Tolls Every Day in the Bay Area, You’re a Big Sucker – Presenting FasTrak UBER / Lyft-Style

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Gentle Reader, is these UBERs and Lyft cars new?

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No, they is not.

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And that means that they should have real license plates by now, right?

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I think I saw all these cars on the Streets of San Francisco over the course of a few hours. There were more I came across, I’m sure.

But with great plates come great responsibility, meaning that with real metal plates you’ll get busted for not paying bridge tolls, due to license plate scanners.

Now I understand that paper driver is already a phrase, meaning something else, but to me, a paper driver is one who drives across as many local bridges per day as possible over the next year or two afore there’s a chance of actual enforcement starting.

We might get some penalty starting in 2019, but IDK how effective it will be.

Oh well.

Enjoy paying your bridge tolls, suckers, while the UBERs and Lyfts ahead and behind you cross over the bay for free…

Hit and Run Near Lippard and Chenery: See this Photo and Then See Video of How it Happened – Toyota Highlander SUV Atop Honda Civic

Tuesday, March 6th, 2018

Here’s the photo this morning from famous Sharky Laguna of Bandago, which if you ever need to rent a van…:

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And here’s the video. from OwlMonkey:

If you have any information about this, please let somebody know

(And back in the day, regular old Civics had sophisticated double wishbone suspensions – Honda was quite proud of the concomitant low hoodline profiles. But they can serve as a wedge in chain reaction accidents, especially when high riding SUV’s are in front. Like this, from years ago:

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And of course you don’t need double ‘bones to have a low hood, but it helps, and some of those origami Civics from the 1980’s were especially wedgy.)

SF10YA – Frisco Ten Years Ago: SFPD Park Station Busts a Ferrari in the Haight – Driver was Dressed in Full Michael Schumacher Regalia

Friday, March 2nd, 2018

Here you go – yellow, blue. red:

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Get all the deets here.

Well, maybe not all the deets as I’ve taken down Dude’s name, as it’s been a decade and the statue of eliminations and all.

Michael Schumacher.

Anyway, this scene was surreal…

Severe Pwnage on Page – What Happens When You Park Your Car on the Streets of San Francisco

Wednesday, January 17th, 2018

My accident reconstruction capabilities, which were untaxed by this straightforward fender bender on nearby Hayes, are unable to make sense of this one on Page near Clayton:

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This damage was caused either by a Panzerkampfwagen Tiger B heavy tank or a Mercedes Benz E350

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Why No Ambulance Company on Yelp has a Lower Rating than KING-AMERICAN – And Yet, They Cruise About in Benzes – One Simple Trick

Tuesday, November 28th, 2017

Ahem.

(Oh, and don’t miss the happy fun (possible) slander hour at Secret Yelp und ze BBB either.)

Hey, shouldn’t King-American work on the basics afore buying Mercedes Benzes for their employees ala The Firm? 

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All right, play us out, KPIX:

ConsumerWatch: Ambulance Calls Can Hurt Your Wallet

“Nultemier also cited the high number of homeless and uninsured. “50 percent of the calls we go on we don’t get any re-imbursement for,” he said.  How does he make up for it? “The insured pay,” Nultemeier said. “The insurance companies get billed at higher rates to make up for the people that didn’t have the insurance. That’s the unfortunate truth.”

You Need to Turn Your Headlights on in the Rain in California These Days, Unless You Work for the SFPD

Monday, November 27th, 2017

100% compliance, as you can see. But the popo?

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No no.

Here’s Why People in San Francisco Think UBER and Lyft Drivers are Horrible – An Ill-Conceived Left Turn, with Concomitant Honking

Monday, November 20th, 2017

Here you go, on Fell, at Masonic, outbound of course, we see a white Prius in the middle of five lanes:

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But there’s just one lane you can be in to turn left to go south on Masonic – that’s the leftmost lane, occupied by a black Honda Civic at this time. But no matter, despite the fact that the light for  Fell has been green for a good 20 seconds or so, the white Prius is stopped and attempting to turn left from the middle lane, which is exactly two lanes away from where you’d want to be.

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Honking ensued.

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But look, the Prius driver has pulled into the neighboring lane and then straightened out. Then it stopped again. One lane down, one lane to go:

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At this point, the unique ped / bike only green has gone red so this allows traffic in the left lane to turn left onto Masonic. And look who’s making an illegal left along with the Civic – it’s our friend the errant Prius:

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After hearing all the honking and seeing this display of chutzpah, a pedestrian can only turn away with a chuckle:

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Anyway, success of a sort – left turn completed.

And here’s the kicker – was it an UBER or a Lyft (or maybe even one of those UBER Lyfts)?

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Well, looks like a Lyft.

Yes, you can drive this way in SF, all you San Mateo County-based TNC drivers. However, you will accumulate more than your fair share of moving and parking violations from the non-traffic-oriented SFPD and/or the money-hungry SFMTA MUNI DPT.

And that’s going to eat into your earnings as a Lyft driver.

And of course the legal way to do this would have been to spend a couple minutes goring forward and then making three right turns.

Verdict:

GUILTY

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!

END OF LINE.

SFPD Tree Mail to the Tourists of Golden Gate Park: “TAKE YOUR THINGS, LOCK YOUR CAR”

Thursday, November 9th, 2017

As seen all over Stow Lake, on tree after tree

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Paint Engineering: Our SFMTA Makes Changes to Fell and Baker, But It Still Only Allows 12 Seconds of Flashing DON’T WALK

Friday, November 3rd, 2017

So yes, the SFMTA gave pedestrians more than 40 seconds to cross Fell north-south at Baker before the recent fatal accident, but it set up the signals to only give 12 seconds of red, flashing DON’T WALK DON’T WALK

This must have been due to one of MUNI’s “I’s” – Ideology or Incompetence.

Anyway, the SFMTrA but up some posts, but the SFMTA took them down.

Now comes the SFMTA with some beige paint, which means, uh, IDK:

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Maybe they’ll make this a bulb out?

Who knows…