Posts Tagged ‘shirtless’

Don’t Ever Change, Oakland! – Three CHP Vehicles Required to Get This Shirtless Cyclist Off of the MacArthur Maze Interchange

Tuesday, April 29th, 2014

Only in Oakland (OIO):

CHP Oakland:Not something you see everyday… It took three CHP vehicles to safely stop traffic and get this bicyclist out of the center divider on I-80 near the MacArthur maze today. If you see something suspicious call 911 and be sure to give us a location , direction of travel and information on what you see! It may just save a life!”

Rocky Balboa 94104 – Da da – da da da, da da DA da da da – Da Da – Da Da Da, Da Da DA da da da…

Monday, May 6th, 2013

Da da – da da da, da da DA da da da

Da Da – Da Da Da, Da Da DA da da da

DA DA DA DA, DA DA DA DA (boom, boom) DA DA DA DA DAAAA

da da Daaaaaaaaaaaa, da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

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Shirtless Shoplifter at Western Addition Lucky Supermarket is Looking for Witnesses of Pepper Spraying – Excessive Force?

Thursday, May 17th, 2012

The Great Lucky of NoPA probably gets more than its fair share of shoplifters, for whatever reason.

Anyway, here’s the latest, a flyer posted from, one supposes, a lawyer.

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Learn to love me 
Assemble the ways 
Now, today, tomorrow and always 
My only weakness is a listed crime 
My only weakness is … well, never mind, never mind

Oh, shoplifters of the world
Unite and take over 
Shoplifters of the world 
Hand it over 
Hand it over 
Hand it over 

 

Halloween Edition of the Marina Times: Bros, High-Fives, Charlie Sheen Costume, Passed-Out Sorority Girl, Fuss

Monday, October 31st, 2011

The NIMBYish Marina Times newspaper, via The Tens:

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But IRL, Halloween in the Marina District actually looks like more like this.

A Raucous Halloween Night in the Marina – Sidewalk Brawl Looks Like a Scene from a Judd Apatow Film

Friday, November 5th, 2010

Uptown Almanac’s Kevin Montgomery rightly points to a Marina Moment in front of Mayor Gavin Newsom’s former Balboa Cafe from Halloween Eve 2010.

It’s at 2300 views so far…

“Who’s got a camera? Let’s YouTube this shit!”

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