Posts Tagged ‘side’

An Extraordinary Case of Close Parking – Side-by-Side, Against the Rule – Civic Center, SF, CA, USA

Friday, April 4th, 2014

IF the drivers of these cars don’t know each other, then this was an act of hostility:

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Now I’ve seen people getting boxed-in nose-to-tail  after parallel parking, but never this.

Never this!

Sentient Lobster: Side of Caterer’s Van Features a Cartoon that Mocks the Death of Crustacea – Meat is Murder

Thursday, March 27th, 2014

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Word on the Street: “THESE COLORS DON’T RUN”

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

Except when they do, of course

Ed Reiskin’s Sexy Tips for Girls – How to Earn Money and Support MUNI at the Same Time

Friday, February 7th, 2014

IDK, did  MUNI chief Ed Reiskin condone this particular MUNI bus ad?

It sure looks that way!

Now the way to make this ad, leaving aside all the other Photoshop stuff, is to rotate the shot 90 degrees counterclockwise. See? I’m just saying that gravity doesn’t work this way IRL. 

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Remember Ed, you can’t spell obsequious without I-O-U my job, “strong” Mayor Ed Lee.

Hey Ed Reiskin! Is it a good idea to  charge money for parking meters on Sundays? Oh it is? Oh great!

But oh, Ed Reiskin, Ed Lee has decided that he can’t tolerate the SFMTA charging money for parking meters on Sundays. Oh what’s that, you’ve all of a sudden changed your mind on this issue and now you don’t like Sunday parking meters?

OK fine.

Someday I’ll Get Me a Ford Mustang with “TRACK” Written on the Side – That Will Change Everything!

Wednesday, January 8th, 2014

No no, even better, I’ll get me a Crown Victoria rental car, paint “STREET” on the side and then take it up to Sonoma Raceway for a few laps.

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IRL, I’d be embarrassed to drive this rig around…

San Francisco City Hall, Game of Thrones

Tuesday, December 31st, 2013

As seen from SoMA:

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Speaking of Offensive MUNI Bus Ads, Check Out This Campaign from San Francisco’s DAVID CLAY JEWELERS

Thursday, March 21st, 2013

Add this one to the list of crimes from DAVID KAY JEWELERS:

“You won’t get jealous when your friend gets the newer smaller version”

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(Oh, and BTW, the offensive ad here isn’t “anti-gay” not at all.

To say so is ignorant.

But it is anti other things, I’ll grant you that.)

In closing, diamonds are horrible. Get anything else but a diamond. People will figure this out soon enough and the worthless piece of rock on your finger will be even more worthless a couple decades from now.

And more importantly, it will be seen by others as worthless.

Oh well.

Throwing Rocks at Girls: San Francisco’s Worst MUNI Bus Ad Campaign of 2012 Comes From David Clay Jewelers

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

I think I also saw another one about how you, the rich, hetero male, should be embarrassed if your daughter’s diamond ring is bigger than your current wife’s.

Not sure.

Anyway, the San Francisco Egotist has beaten me to the punch,* so head over there to get the low down.

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NB: IRL, diamonds are worthless – prices are propped up by the industry. Oh well.

*Condescending!  Douchebaggy! Regrettable!

Edward Reiskin SFMTA Photo Shoot – “C’Mon, Baby – Arch Your Back Even More” – Mobile Porn for the 415

Friday, September 28th, 2012

I ask you, what kind of message does the SFMTA send out when it green-lights stuff like this?

Something like “We’ll do anything for money?”

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