You see, the sidewalks of San Francisco’s Market Street don’t have posted speed limits so you’re free to go as fast as you want.
Everyone will cheer as your illegal, hollow, straight exhaust pipes resonate. Why not give us a smoky burnout or two?
All right, see you tomorrow!
Well, at least for this particularly oddly-shaped piece of real estate on Main Street near Folsom, the answer is this many:
“Last in, last out.” Click to expand.
It might be a pain to park here, under the shadow of the new Infinity San Francisco towers, but at least you won’t get the boot, or get into a chain reaction accident, or get all messy. Of course, if you work for San Francisco Honda, then just park wherever - the sidewalk, for example.
Lastly, DO NOT PAY THIS MAN!
Now you’re all set.
This was the scene on Ashbury near Haight in San Francisco. Maybe this guy was a firefighter for the California Department of Corrections or maybe he got his orange clothes from craigslist.com.
The ad from craigslist said that there’s nothing preventing people from wearing this kind of prison clothing out on the streets.
The sidewalk on Market Street, for example:
Try putting a “for sale” in the window of your old clunker and park it on any sidewalk in San Francisco. If you do that, your car will get cited and towed with extreme prejudice.