Posts Tagged ‘sidewalk’

Mystery Shroom, Masonic

Thursday, January 11th, 2018

Don’t know what this new thing does, or what it emits. Might make a nice street stool though:

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Thank goodness I have protection

Arresting – As Seen in NoPA Just Across the Street from Nopa

Tuesday, December 19th, 2017

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THIS is Why City Attorney Dennis Herrera Goes After Corporate Sidewalk Chalk Ads – Still Visible after 8 Months

Thursday, December 14th, 2017

That was then and this is now:

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The pink part is gone, but the black lettering is still there – this June 6, 2017 concert will live in infamy, looks like….

The Scariest Halloween Costume Yet: Tech Bro Riding $1500 Electric Skateboard on the Sidewalk

Monday, November 6th, 2017

A very realistic portrayal:

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You Shouldn’t Pilot Your Skateboard on the Sidewalks of San Francisco UNLESS It’s Electric-Powered

Thursday, November 2nd, 2017

‘Cause once you’ve got a battery under your $1500 board, well, you’ve got carte blanche, baby

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Skate on, Brother. Skate on.

Just as Our SFMTA Endorses/Permits/Tolerates Double-Parking in Front of Churches All Day on Sundays, Here’s “Legal” Sidewalk Parking

Friday, October 27th, 2017

This kind of thing is allowed for just two hours a week, generally, during street cleaning times.

What I mean by Endorses/Permits/Tolerates is that there’s a zero chance of this ride getting ticketed over the next two hours despite the fact that it’s an automatic that two, three, or four Parking Control Officers will soon be driving past:

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This is one of our SFMTA’s unwritten rules, but it’s a rule nevertheless.

Oh well

Frisco’s Parking Crisis Affects the Rides People Buy – But Where Does the Public Sidewalk Start? – No One Dares Say

Wednesday, October 25th, 2017

See?

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Don’t try parking like this in Your Father’s Oldsmobile.

Tiny cars are part of the reason why car registration has grown by about 7000 units the past year and it’s at the highest level in SF history…

Here It Is: Your New, Lower Capacity Masonic Avenue, with a Median and Twee Streetlamps

Tuesday, September 26th, 2017

(We’re gonna rock on down to ‘Sonic Avenue, and then we’ll take it higher.)

Looking north from Hayes. The medians will end up with trees, and looks like a few easier-to-see traffic signals as well:

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Looking south from Hayes. The median ends early here, perhaps in deference to the SFFD’s nearby Engine 21 on Grove, IDK:

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IDK if these trees will survive:

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Here are your old-school streetlight amenities. I guess this is meant to please area homeowners. (The similarly brand-new, old-school benches down the hill aren’t really working out, oh well.)

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Here’s what looks to be a bus island with a bike lane on the right side. MUNI buses will simply stop in traffic, leaving this part of Masonic with one lane:

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Here’s your reverse angle, looking towards Fulton:

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Old sidewalk and trees to the right, new sidewalk added in the middle, new bike lane further left, and then the new median:

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And there you have it.

Alamo Square Poo Volcano: If It Looks Like Toilet Paper on the Streets of San Francisco, IT IS

Monday, September 25th, 2017

Frisco infrastructure:

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On the sidewalks of NoPA, just below the HSC:

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And don’t forget about the Financh and the Upper Haight – you’ll see this kind of thing in those areas as well.

Oh well…

Word On The Street: Poor Elon Musk! – “KATSU – SF AUG. 19 – A.I. CRIMINALS”

Tuesday, August 15th, 2017

As seen, en La Mision, on Mission:

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[UPDATE: Indeed, it doesn’t look very pro-Elon, Reddit. Oh well.]

[UPDATE II: Oh, Nitasha Tiku has the whole story in WIRED.]