Posts Tagged ‘sidewalk’

What Passes for a Sidewalk at the Park Presidio Corridor in the Richmond District

Thursday, June 15th, 2017

Infrastructure, baby:

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American Ninja, Western Addition – Exercising Your Right to Carry Edged Weapons

Wednesday, May 31st, 2017

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THEORY: If a Corporation Illegally Markets on the Sidewalks of Frisco, It Will be Coerced Into Buying SFMTA MUNI Bus Ads

Thursday, May 25th, 2017

So here’s the theory. Say your marketing people go hog-wild with the chalk ads on the Streets of San Francisco, like this:

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So then somebody calls 311 or somebody else posts a photo on the Twitter and then an investigator at the City Attorney’s Office takes a look at things and then the people at Parlophone / Warner Bros. get a jingle and then somehow things get smoothed over by the Brothers Warner or somebody else making at buy at the SFMTA MUNI for some hastily-created and more or less useless ads such as:

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Cf. the Blue Wolf at a Dream Force about 1.5 years ago:

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And then these hastily-created and more or less useless ads started to appear:

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Just a theory, man.

And here’s the thing about chalk. You can’t scrub it off your car tires to avoid a citation and you can’t scuff into Frisco’s sidewalks, I’m srsly. What’s that, UBER, Microsoft, Verizon, et al, it’s “only temporary?” Well, yeah, sure, that’s what I’m talking about, it’s agin the rules, temporary or not.

Learn about all the horrible things people do with chalk about town right here – just keep on scrolling, next page etc

2016’s New Year’s Resolution is 2017’s Hard-to-Move Sidewalk Garbage

Friday, May 19th, 2017

As seen in the Western Addition:

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Our SFMTA Doesn’t Want You to Park on the SIdewalk, Except When It Does

Wednesday, April 26th, 2017

Like this – this is SFMTA approved, as it’s time for weekly street cleaning:

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This 2016 Christmas Tree Looks As If It Will Make It All the Way to Christmas 2017

Monday, April 24th, 2017

As seen perched in a large Indian laurel fig (Ficus Retusa) on a sidewalk abutting the mean Streets of San Francisco in April 2017:

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Ever More Illegal Sidewalk Chalk Advertising: “Gorillaz Humanz 04.28.2017”

Monday, April 24th, 2017

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Located on the same block of Ashbury as this

Yet Another Illegal Sidewalk Advertisement on the Streets of San Francisco: “BAG RAIDERS SF 6.9” – Don’t Tell Dennis

Monday, April 10th, 2017

As seen on Ashbury, promoting this event:

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City Attorney Dennis Herrera does NOT appreciate this kind of thing.

Mysterious “PREDATOR SCENT STUDY” is “IN PROGRESS” in Frisco – As Always, “DO NOT DISTURB THE STRAW BELOW”

Tuesday, March 7th, 2017

I’ll try to pay off on this headline. See?

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And see?

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So what’s a predator? IDK.

Nearby, say within a half-mile or so, we have/had (exotic, red) foxes:

Und coyotes, yah?

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I’ve seen these kinds of COYOTE ALERT signs near the PREDATOR STUDY area. Here’s one coyote critter from farther away back in the day, near the Buffalo Paddock:

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So those are my guesses. I suppose we could be talking about raccoons and skunks and whatnot as well.

Someday we’ll find out about this PREDATOR STUDY, I’m sure…

Sprint’s Giant Sidewalk Ad on Market Near Third

Friday, March 3rd, 2017

I guess putting the ad on the bike and then parking it here for tout le monde to see makes this exercise almost legal:

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It was there the day afore as well.

That’s using your noodle, Sprint!