Posts Tagged ‘sidewalks’

Isn’t This Kind of Chalk-On-The-Sidewalk Ad Seen on Haight Street Illegal in San Francisco? The Answer Will Amaze You!

Monday, April 21st, 2014

Or rather, the answer will amaze the owner of this cafe in the Upper Haight area.

That’s ’cause, yes, this kind of thing isn’t permitted in the City & County.

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Owners of Electric Cars Feel They Have Special Rights to Park on the Sidewalks of San Francisco

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

To wit:

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Of course this is just a Chevy Volt, which is a plug-in hybrid and not really an electric car.

I don’t see anybody else parking on the sidewalk like this…

Green Subaru Outback Wagon Sidewalk Chicane, Page Street

Monday, January 6th, 2014

You see, if you own propertah on Page  Street, you also own the nearby sidewalks as well, right?

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It’s NIMBY law.

Strut: Masonic

Friday, December 6th, 2013

A modern-day warrior 
Mean mean stride, 
Today’s Tom Sawyer 
Mean mean pride.

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No, her mind is not for rent 
To any god or government. 
Always hopeful, yet discontent, 
She knows changes aren’t permanent, 
But change is. 

Exit the warrior, 
Today’s Tom Sawyer, 
She gets high on you, 
And the energy you trade, 
She gets right on to the friction of the day

Remembering the Time It was Acceptable to Dig a Giant Hole in the Sidewalks of Divisadero – How Many Drunken Peds Have Fallen?

Monday, October 7th, 2013

Just look at this thing.

It’s about four feet too far to the left.

IMO.

Betwixt Page and Haight:

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Riding Your Bike, Slowly, on the Sidewalks of San Francisco: The Victimless Crime

Thursday, December 20th, 2012

Like this – dude was going black after block:

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Texting While Riding: Celebrating Bike to Work Day 2012 on the Sidewalks of Market Street

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012

Maybe soon, you’ll get a fat ticket from the popo when you do this kind of thing.

Market Street USA, outbound, Financh, May 17th, 2012:

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And here’s the message, probably:

“I ts bi le 2 wolk d ay,, d awg!! !”

 

You Never Really Realize How Many Art Students There are in San Francisco Until a Fire Alarm Goes Off at the AoAU

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

Thusly:

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The sidewalks of SoMA couldn’t handle all of these Academy of Art University students in SoMA after a recent fire alarm – they were everywhere.

And I thought most AoA-types were up in the Tenderloin.

Anyway, I didn’t realize how many art students San Francisco has these days…

Risky Business: What It’s Like to “Take The Lane” on Masonic Avenue While Cycling Downhill

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Going uphill, cyclists use the ridiculously wide sidewalks of poorly-designed Masonic Avenue, but going downhill, people don’t really have that option.

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There’s a reason why Masonic is here, why it’s a major north-south route. The alternatives for cyclists are a half-mile to the west (Stanyan) and a half-mile to the east (newly “improved” Divisadero with extra small lanes, which were sacrificed for an embiggened median).

Our City Family has a plan for changes, sometime, but it costs $30,000,000 per mile…

Halloween in the Castro 2011 a Huge Success – City Defies City Family, Shows Up in Costume Despite the Official Ban

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

[UPDATE: Appears as if the City Family actually fought back against the revelers with water trucks. So much for the "zero tolerance" edict from Police Chief Greg Suhr. Anyway, look for Halloween in the Castro 2012 to be twice as big. You'll see...]

To review, here’s the official word from San Francisco’s Gay Goebbels, “City Family” Minister of Propaganda David Perry, about Halloween in the Castro 2011:

“THERE WILL BE NO HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION IN THE CASTRO in 2011″

“…Staying Home for Halloween is the ‘in’ thing to do…”

And here’s the same message from a local media outfit, you know, the one owned by gay-hating, evolution-unbelieving Republican Philip Anschutz:

“Halloween bash in San Francisco’s Castro won’t rise from dead this year”

But nevertheless, cool people got dressed up and headed to the Castro last night (pants not necessarily required), just like back in the day.

Like these people waiting for the 24 Divisadero bus yesterday evening:

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Actually, the Castro was hopping. Via Owenchristoff:

Fun Halloween! Castro was a zoo. Glad to be back in the quiet Richmond dist.”

Bay Citizen writer Scott James brought it all home for us last night:

Official party? Nope. Who cares. Crowds converging now on San Francisco’s Castro for Halloween”

And there’s this, from NilesHD:

“Although there’s no official San Francisco Halloween anymore in the Castro, that’s where most people go to celebrate Halloween !!”

Now the way to explain this is by noting that the City Family doesn’t really benefit from people going to the Castro district on Halloween, so it suppresses turnout by lying to people.

Simply.

(If Halloween were an event that the City Family cared about, then things would be much different. It’d be more like the sitch with the America’s Cup 2013, you know, Rich People Like Boats, so it’s full speed ahead with AC13. Oh well.)

Now what’s this, is it the campaign of, speak of the Devil, quasi-City Family member David Chiu on the streets of the Castro last night?

Yep:

And they weren’t alone, of course:

Via Luxomedia

Happy Halloween 2011, San Francisco.

See you next year!