Posts Tagged ‘sidewalks’

What Should Be the Speed Limit for Bicycles on Golden Gate Bridge?

Thursday, December 18th, 2014

I don’t know. Some consultant came up with 10 MPH a few years back, but that idea wasn’t good for business, or something like that.

Now here’s a sign that tells you how fast you’re going, anyway:

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Sometimes, I just don’t know…

Segway Riders Storm the Sidewalks of Fulton Out in the Farthest Reaches of San Francisco County

Friday, August 29th, 2014

Can you ride a Segway scooter on the sidewalks of San Francisco?

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No, you cannot as it’s agin the Law.

And yet:

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Oh well.

The New MUNI T-Shirt’s Here! The New MUNI T-Shirt’s Here! – Things Are Going To Start Happening To Me Now

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2014

Redolent of The New Phone Book’s Here, the new MUNI T-shirt‘s here.

See?

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By “new” I mean new to me, as they’ve been out for a while now.

Have I mentioned yet that MUNI sucks? Forgive me.*

Bonus: Also included in the delivery was a limited edition of SIDE WALKS:

“The San Francisco Museum at the Mint in collaboration with the North of Market/Tenderloin Community Benefit District presents “Neighbors,” fifty environmental portraits by Troy Holden as a photographic essay of the Tenderloin, South of Market, and Mid-Market neighborhoods. “Side Walks” is a collection of photographs made in downtown San Francisco by Bay Area photographers Chris Beale, Brian Reynaldo Cayetano Jr., Brandon Doran, Troy Holden, David Root and Oscar Santos.”

All the deets:

Side Walks” and “Neighbors”: Show is open through Aug. 17; reception (free admission) 6-9 p.m. next Thursday. 1-4 p.m. Sundays. $10. San Francisco Museum at the Mint, 88 Fifth St., S.F. (415) 537-1105. www.sfhistory.orgTo watch a short video go to: http://bit.ly/1ovCiGD.

See you there!

*IMO, it’s important to point out that “MUNI Sucks” (or something similar, you know, something pithy) right at the beginning whenever the SFMTA or MUNI is the topic at hand. Acknowledging this fact from the get-go tends to make the ensuing conversation more productive. Of course, the SFMTA won’t ever shower you with taxpayer money if you even just once point out that MUNI sucks, but at least you’ll avoid being like these people:

“…lately. seriously, we haven’t received many (if any) “muni sucks/fuck muni” posts or emails…”

Now if you really want to cheer lead for MUNI, make sure you’re getting a $200,000 annual pay package first – that’s the way you do it.

Is Riding Your Bike Up Masonic on Excessively Wide Sidewalks a Good Idea? Just Ask These Two, or Most Everybody Else

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

The answer is hell to the yes, hombre/a.

This is how most people do it, actually. Some use the northbound sidewalks starting around Fulton and then they get back where they belong on the street when they get past Turk, where things flatten out near the blood bank, is what some people do.

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The SFMTA or some other alphabet soup org is going to change Masonic fairly soon, based upon surveys of people 70% of whom just happened to be/have been members of the local bicycle coalition, and somehow this makes the proposed changes “non-controversial,” or something.

MUNI will run slower, that’s for sure.

Isn’t This Kind of Chalk-On-The-Sidewalk Ad Seen on Haight Street Illegal in San Francisco? The Answer Will Amaze You!

Monday, April 21st, 2014

Or rather, the answer will amaze the owner of this cafe in the Upper Haight area.

That’s ’cause, yes, this kind of thing isn’t permitted in the City & County.

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Owners of Electric Cars Feel They Have Special Rights to Park on the Sidewalks of San Francisco

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

To wit:

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Of course this is just a Chevy Volt, which is a plug-in hybrid and not really an electric car.

I don’t see anybody else parking on the sidewalk like this…

Green Subaru Outback Wagon Sidewalk Chicane, Page Street

Monday, January 6th, 2014

You see, if you own propertah on Page  Street, you also own the nearby sidewalks as well, right?

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It’s NIMBY law.

Strut: Masonic

Friday, December 6th, 2013

A modern-day warrior 
Mean mean stride, 
Today’s Tom Sawyer 
Mean mean pride.

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No, her mind is not for rent 
To any god or government. 
Always hopeful, yet discontent, 
She knows changes aren’t permanent, 
But change is. 

Exit the warrior, 
Today’s Tom Sawyer, 
She gets high on you, 
And the energy you trade, 
She gets right on to the friction of the day

Remembering the Time It was Acceptable to Dig a Giant Hole in the Sidewalks of Divisadero – How Many Drunken Peds Have Fallen?

Monday, October 7th, 2013

Just look at this thing.

It’s about four feet too far to the left.

IMO.

Betwixt Page and Haight:

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Riding Your Bike, Slowly, on the Sidewalks of San Francisco: The Victimless Crime

Thursday, December 20th, 2012

Like this – dude was going black after block:

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