Posts Tagged ‘signs’

Here’s How San Mateo Handles Day Laborers: Huge Signs Telling You Where To Go To Find Them

Tuesday, June 10th, 2014

Thusly, just off the 101

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This place has been around for a long time.

Of course, some cry foul:

Virginia Kice, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, the arm of the federal government in charge of enforcing the nation’s immigration laws, said her office is focused on fighting terrorism, but still wants employers to know they are violating laws and subject to sanctions if they hire people who are not authorized to work in the country — including the workers from the San Mateo center. “That said, our primary concerns now are fighting human smuggling, counterfeit employment documentation and helping ensure domestic security,” Kice said.

Where Else But in Sunny California Would Street Signs Direct the Public to “MOVIES?”

Friday, May 30th, 2014

Boy, if you’re lost on the way to your local motion picture palace, you know, one that has not yet shut down, these signs will show you the way:

Who in SF Will Dare to Propose Renaming a Street for Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Liu Xiaobo?

Friday, May 30th, 2014

The news of the day:

China decries call in U.S. to name street after jailed Tiananmen dissident

Boy, it wouldn’t take too much effort from a few members of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors to hop on this particular bandwagon.

Mmmm…

Now, which street to rename?

Hey, how about Laguna, the location of our Chinese Consulate? My, wouldn’t that be “provocative?”

In related news, here’s what a small stretch of Laguna looks like now, right in front of the consulate – see the brand-new NO STOPPING  ANY TIME signs?

They’re also on Geary, so that means the Western Addition has lost maybe ten parking spaces, in the name of security, one supposes.

Actually, I’m surprised that parking lasted as long as it did, as it was such an obvious security issue.

On It Goes…

In a Way, the Great Car Towaway of Bay to Breakers 2014 Has Already Begun – Will You Pass This Parking IQ Test?

Friday, May 16th, 2014

Begin:

Look at these workers throwing signs over parked cars and into Golden Gate Park just yesterday. SFGov is required to give a little notice, so this is how they do it. Is it enough? Well, IDK. It’s certainly not enough for some people. (But think of the poor tow truck drivers who want to rifle through your car for loose change and folding money – they’re sort of people too, right?)

Here’s what the signs say:

So if you see the signs and then make sure to move your car off of Fell or Hayes or all those other streets, you pass the test – cngrats.

But if you parked your car before the towaway signs  went up, well, you’ve been towed and that will run you somewhere between $500-$1000.

Welcome to San Francisco!

Ten Yards of Haight-Ashbury: Four Real Estate Signs and Two Pork Pie Hats

Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

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Neighbors at Odds in the Western Addition – One Window Sign Leads to Another – A Civil War, Upstairs Downstairs

Friday, April 4th, 2014

And actually one of the candidates in the most recent election lives in this building

Not sure if these exact signs are still up, prolly not, prolly new issues are promoted.

On It Goes…

Word on the Street: Pick the Better Street Sign at Page and Divisadero – A Clear Winner

Thursday, March 27th, 2014

Where I grewed up, they had at least four street name signs at every intersection.

But in SF, not so much. You gotta use other clues to determine location sometimes…

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IN-N-OUT BURGERs in San Mateo County Point South in the South and North in the North

Wednesday, January 29th, 2014

Looking west from the 101:

Ten miles and 12 minutes to the north, looking west from the 101

Shouldn’t they point in the same direction?

Our World-Famous Haight Street McDonalds, Upside Down and Backwards – Where Up is Down and Left is Right

Friday, November 8th, 2013

As seem from Hippie Hill:

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Now, let’s hear from the peanut gallery:

If I could give it zero stars, I would.  This location is synonymous with trash, drug abuse, and a family unfriendly environment receiving literally hundreds of police calls.  McDonalds HQ should shut it down or clean it up as it gives all McDonalds a bad name.”

OK then.

Now MUNI is Supporting the Oakland Raiders? And is “EQUALITY FOR ALL” Political? How About “HOUSING FOR ALL?”

Thursday, August 15th, 2013

So I can understand how SFMTA MUNI DPT SFBC puts up GO GIANTS! and GO BULLS! (the local hockey team) and even GO 49ERS!, but what about ads for teams that aren’t even in the towns that MUNI serves like GO WARRIORS! and, indeed, GO RAIDERS!

Thusly:

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So what’s next?

Will Ed Reiskin put up FAIR HARVARD?

Will Ron Conway have something put up like “We Stand With Boston?

The point is that MUNI doesn’t have any standards, it just puts up whatever it wants for whatever reason.

Of course, this year we saw a lot of EQUALITY FOR ALL during Pride so why not next year have something like “HOUSING FOR ALL?”

So asks blogger Mike Petrelis and the B.A.R.

(BTW, when MUNI spokesmodel Paul Rose says something like, “I will be sure to include your request for consideration,” what he really means is FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU, GO TO HELL..)

We’ll just have to wait and see how this one goes…