Posts Tagged ‘sitting’

Brokedown Palace: “Can You Spare a Dollar?” – Sitting on Abandoned Cable Spool All Day Long – Fruitvale, East Oakland, California, USA

Monday, September 8th, 2014

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Here’s the “Solution” for the Deadly Pedestrian Problem at Trader Joe’s #100 on Masonic – Is It Enough? Maybe

Tuesday, November 12th, 2013

You see this sign? It’s the one you see as you exit TJ’s #100 on Masonic near Geary, assuming you’re not driving or riding.

It was put in as a response to all those shoppers who jaywalk to their cars on the other side of Masonic.

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People still jaywalk of course, owing to the ease of parking on the northbound side of Masonic and the difficulty encountered trying to park in the TJ’s lot.  (There’s a lot of history here on this example of bad planning.)

Did I call for this sign? Yes I did. So it’s good that it’s there now. It wasn’t there a couple of years ago, so good on you, SFGov.

But can SFGov and TJ’s do more? Sure. Hey, why don’t the Powers That Be take the opportunity revisit this whole situation before others kill themselves?

Right? I mean I’m not talking politically, ’cause the politics part of getting a new gro sto here is already done. But, you know, morally.

Just asking.

Moving on…

Now here’s an example of people actually taking the several minutes required to get back to their cars by walking down to Geary and waiting for the four-way signal.

This gal here broke from her shopping group to jaywalk while her friends did things the legal way.

(Until this, I’ve never noticed a person not  jaywalking,)

So here she is, sitting pretty whilst waiting for her friends, exulting in her ability to not get hit by a car on this occasion:

I don’t notice this kind of scene as much these days so that’s good.

That’s the update.

Happy Administrative Professionals Day 2013!

Friday, April 26th, 2013

They used to call it Secretaries Day:

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Someday, I’ll Save Up My Pennies and Then Get UV Teeth Whitening at the Mall – Giant Tentacle in Your Pie Hole

Wednesday, July 18th, 2012

As seen at a mall in San Francisco, back* in the day:

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Look closer:

Sometimes I just don’t know…

*RITZ CAMERA, RIP, probably, I mean, at this point in 2012.

What It Looks Like When “The Man” Patrols Golden Gate Park: SFPD Checking for Open Containers in the Panhandle

Wednesday, June 13th, 2012

Open containers of alcohol, that is.

It looks exactly like this – note the bottle of Jack:

Oh, and there’s a “no smoking” law here as well, if you catch my drift, man.

All’s I’m saying is that the cops don’t enjoy this exercise neither.

So why not do as they want and just put your booze in a giveaway plastic water bottle?

Like this:

Now you’re protecting your juice AND making the cops happy.

This concludes What It Looks Like When “The Man” Patrols Golden Gate Park

Down and Out on California Street

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

At the foot of Calfiornia near the foot of Drumm and not too far from the foot of Market:

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Showdown at Masonic on the #5 Fulton Bus: Did a MUNI Driver Discriminate Against a Disabled Rider?

Monday, September 26th, 2011

It’s hard to say.

Famous San Francisco photographer Justin Beck was on the scene:

“Photo: #Muni rider who refused to leave the bike rack of the 5 Fulton bus, and the driver whom he called a motherfucker. http://pic.twitter.com/jIphZ9Cw

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Here’s the prior scene.

And here’s the aftermath.

I don’t know what to make of this one…

When You’re Being Detained by the SFPD, Feel Free to Sit or Lie on the Sidewalk – That’s the Only Time It’s Legal

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Another candid from Famous Thomas Hawk:

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But don’t try to sit/lie when you’re not being detained – you could get detained or arrested for doing that…


Forget About Track Bikes and Fixies, the Latest Thing is the Kick Bike – It’s the Ur-Bicycle Reborn – It’s Now, It’s Wow

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Here’s what you need – a Kick Bike!

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And, actually, it’s the ur-bike. It’s just like this Draisine / Laufmaschine from the ’20′s.

That’s the 1820′s, partner:

Whether you want to stand or sit, a push bike is for you. There’s no pesky chain to get in the way of a True Bicycling Experience.

And Amazon has them for like $110.

See you on Valencia!

The Lazy Allen’s Hummingbirds of Golden Gate Park’s Botanical Garden

Friday, February 6th, 2009

This tiny Allen’s Hummingbird at the Mexican Garden of the San Francisco Botanical Garden in Golden Gate Park didn’t see the necessity for unnecessary hovering.

Just stick your tongue up there and num, num, num.

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