Posts Tagged ‘smart’

New-School “Neighborhood Electric Vehicle” (NEV) Parks Illegally on the Streets of San Francisco – Can You See What’s Wrong?

Monday, June 5th, 2017

Oh NEVs. I’ve seen this kind of thing afore with Smart Cars

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Tsk tsk.

I know what you’re thinking driver, but:

CA Vehicle Code: 22502. (a) Except as otherwise provided in this chapter every vehicle stopped or parked upon a roadway where there are adjacent  curbs shall be stopped or parked with the right-hand wheels of such vehicle parallel with and within 18 inches of the right-hand curb…

Parking in the Driveway, Frisco-Style

Friday, February 17th, 2017

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How is This Smart Phone Windshield Mounting Even Remotely Acceptable?

Friday, December 23rd, 2016

I don’t get it, man:

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Parking on the Lawn, Frisco-Style

Monday, October 31st, 2016

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This is the Result of Tens of Millions of Federal Pork Barrel Spending on “Smart” Parking Meters

Monday, August 15th, 2016

More or less:

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You want to get into this – well, we can get into this. You know, sometime.

Here’s the etching on the tombstone:

“Update: The SFpark pilot evaluation has been released and changes to data feed, mobile apps, and web map remain. Demand-responsive rate adjustments will continue in existing SFpark areas. The SFMTA will use the results of the evaluation to develop a proposal for expanding the SFpark approach to the SFMTA’s other meters, lots and garages in the city.”

But did we really need to pay people to bury sensors under the pavement? Nope! Oh, they’re all dead now, batteries expired, just sitting under the surface doing nothing? Yep!

There are many ways to skin a cat, Brother. This “futuristic” and expensive way was the wrong way.

Sry.

Oh, and speaking of the Feds, why do Law Enforcement Officials come to Frisco and get their guns stolen from their cars, over and over and over again, despite all the warnings, despite our well-earned reputation?

And, you know, as promised, we can get into why it’s still hard to park in some areas of Frisco and why in other areas you can see an entire block of metered spaces with basically no cars at all.

I have no objections to market rate pricing, but SFPark was a big fail whale.

Sry.

*No, not on street-cleaning day, on a regular day.

“I’m Kirk.” “No, I’m Kirk!” – Two Getaround Smart Cars Huddle Together in Just One Space on Fell Street

Friday, August 5th, 2016

Somehow our SFMTA makes money off of offering rental cars like this:

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Somehow, I getaround without rental cars.

Anyway, I’ve never seen this…

1915: Doctors Make House Calls – 2015: No Longer, But Now Veterinarians Make House Calls – “VETPRONTO” – Amazing Yelp Score

Monday, December 7th, 2015

As they say, The Best Vet Care Happens at Home

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Amazing – the highest I’ve ever seen with at least three figures worth of reviews…

America Rejects Toyota’s Smallest Car – Scion IQ had 11 Airbags, 4 Seats, Easy Parking – Seemed Perfect for Frisco

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2015

Four seats, sure, but they marketed it as a “3+1,” ’cause the seat behind the driver had no legroom, assuming the driver wasn’t able to scrunch forward. But the front passenger had plenty of room, as did the right rear passenger, sort of.

Read all about this unloved ride here

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Perhaps one could pick up a used model…

Imperfect alternatives still in production include the Smart ForTwo (just a two-seater), the Toyota Yaris (harder to park) and the MINI (much more expensive), oh well.

RIP, Scion iQ.

Is This SmartCar Illegally Parked Perpendicularly or Is It Legally Parked in Front of a Garage?

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

I think it’s illegally parked on public property, but IDK

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Something New: “PopExpert” – “Notable Experts Include Ashton Kutcher” – “How To Get Glam Red Lips” – “Bees and Ukulele”

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015

I don’t know, man.

As seen near Home Plate, 94123:

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Sounds like we’re monetizing Eat, Pray, Love?

(Ashton Kutcher, heh! PopExpert, PopChips – he covers the bases.)

As stated, I don’t know, man.