Posts Tagged ‘smartcar’

And San Francisco’s Worst Parkers are the Drivers of … Smart Cars – Here’s Why – “FIRST TO PARK…WINS”

Wednesday, January 8th, 2014

When Smart Cars started showing up in the 415, what I thought we’d see was:

1. Smart Car tipping (Naughty naughty!); and

2. French-style, nose-to-the-curb parking

But what we’ve gotten is just bad parking, like this.

Why’s that? Well, it has to do with the attitude of ” I can park it anywhere!”

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So the smartCar drivers come home to Russian Hill at 10:00 PM and then they find nowhere to park and then they  park their rides illegally.

You see, it’s the lofty expectations what makes them bad parkers.

Presenting “adverCar” – A Way to Make $100 a Month with Your Ride – Plus,Leasing an Electric Car for $139/Mo

Wednesday, January 1st, 2014

Sort of.

First up is adverCar - all the stickers north of the bumpers earn the owner of the Smart Car $100 a month or so.

Do I object to the sticker covering part of the back window?

Yes. Yes I do.Moving on…

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Second up is the chance to pay $2000 to get started on a lease for an electric Smart Car, sort of. You pay $80 a month to lease the battery and also $59 to lease everything else – the car itself without the battery.  Why do they do it this way? IDK.

Anyway, all this is news to me…

Fake San Francisco Transit: SHORT BUS vs. SCHOL BUS – Smart Car ForTwo vs. Hummer H2

Tuesday, October 22nd, 2013

All right now, class. Which bus is the girl bus?

As seen in the Western Addition:

And which is the boy bus?

As seen on Polk near the former German Embassy / controversial cooking school in the Tenderloin:

And which bus is a cry for attention?

You’re all correct! Both of them are.

Smart Car and VW Somehow Share a Parking Space in the Financial District – Which One Should Get the Parking Ticket?

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

I don’t know how this happened but here you can see two cars sharing a metered space meant for just one car.

When the meter expires, which car should get the ticket from DPT?

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Oh, I know, how about both?

Our City and County can certainly use the $200 or whatever those two citations would bring in.

Hurray!

P.S. Just as Toyota Prius drivers are the worst drivers in the 415, Smart Car owners are the worst parkers around. It Is Written.

Does Your Smart Car Have a Pair of Six-inch Long Eyelashes? If Not, Why Not?

Monday, August 29th, 2011

This is the first I’ve seen of this:

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(Well, 5,000,000 hits for car eyelashes shows that I need to get out and experience the world more.)

The Worst Parkers in San Francisco are the Owners of SmartCars – Why? Their Expectations are Too High

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

These new SmartCars are parked willy-nilly all over town these days, on the sidewalks, in red zones, wherever.

Why? It’s ’cause some of the drivers of these vehicles think , “I can park anywhere!” (I’m srsly, that’s literally what they’ll tell you. They’re proud.)

So when they get to their destinations, they figure they’ll just make it fit, they’ll find a place.

As here, where a women in the Western Addition NoPA area tried to park three yards of Smart ForTwo into a curb space between two driveways that, well, just take a look: 

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So, you Smart Car drivers should smarten up and fly straight.

And count your blessings that practices such as Smart Tipping and Smart Tossing haven’t taken root here…

Look at That S-Car Go! Forget About the SmartCar, You Need a Four-Seat 2012 Scion IQ – Coming October 2011

Friday, July 29th, 2011

[UPDATE: Oh, San Francisco Toyota / San Francisco Scion has a clip from Golden Gate Park.]

All I know about the new 2012 Scion IQ is that it’s a total chick-magnet, and that it’s so small it’s going to be perfect for San Francisco.

See?

But I want to talk about the IQ’s distinctive S-curves, so ladies…

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…please clear out:

That’s an improvement, but I want people to be able to see the C-pillar

Tres chic,* Euros but…

Oh, here we go. See the S-shape between the side and rear windows? Look at that S-Car go! Zoom zoom.

So that’s how you’ll know you’ve spotted the new Scion IQ and not the old Smart Car.

Now, did you see these little cuties when the international motoring media showed up in the 415 for a test-drive not too long ago? I did. It went a little something like this. (You know, Scion could have picked anywhere in the world, but they chose us. Hurray!)

They’re calling it a 3+1 because the seat behind the driver is the smallest? It’s for “a child or a pet?” All right.

Of course the competing Smart Car is a just a two-seater. And the Smart isn’t made by Toyota, which is, of course, far and away, the best car manufacturer in the world.

In closing, hurray Scion IQ!

All the deets, after the jump.

*You know, I’ve been to a lot of car shows but I’ve never seen car show babe IRL – I must have missed that era. You’ll need to go to the Old World to see an old school car show it would seem. 

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How Many Large Dogs Can Fit in the Back of a Two-Seater SmartCar? How About One, For Starters?

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Snug as a bug in a rug, don’t you think?

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Oh, here’s how other people carry their dogs around in Smarts.

(And thank goodness the practice of Smart-tipping hasn’t taken off on the West Coast, huh?)

Woof woof.

Small Gift Tour – Sanrio Pop-Up Stores Coming to Town this Weekend – Wrap Your Smart Car with Hello Kitty

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Sanrio’s Pop Up Tour is coming to San Francisco October 23-24, 2010, so soon you’ll be able to get iPhone covers (3rd and 4th generation only) for $40 ‘n stuff.

And, whether you attend the tour or not, you can now wrap your SmartCar with Your Favorite Kitteh. See? 

Beep beep:

More deets on the dressing up your microcar after the jump. And here are you Pop-Up Store deets:

October 23, 2010
San Francisco
Justin Herman Plaza
1 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94105
11am to 7pm

October 24, 2010
Pier 39
Beach Street & The Embarcadero
San Francisco, CA 94133
11:30am to 7:30pm

Oct 28: Portland, OR

Oct 30-31: Seattle, WA

Nov 4: Sacramento, CA

Nov 6: San Diego, CA

Nov 7: Orange County, CA

Nov 13-14: Las Vegas, NV

Nov 16: Tempe, AZ

Nov 19: Austin, TX

Nov 21: New Orleans, LA

Nov 26-28: Atlanta, GA

Dec 2-5: Miami, FL

Dec 10-11: New York City, NY

See you there!

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Photos of the 2009 San Francisco International Auto Show at Moscone Center

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

The 52nd Annual San Francisco International Auto Show continues ’til Wednesday, December 2nd down at Moscone Center. It’s eight bucks, why not check it out?

The joint is sponsored by the San Francisco Chronicle - here are their photos from Wednesday night. And here’s an annotated gallery from Ryan W over at Yelp. And here are the babes.

A family decision – to buy the new Lexus hybrid or not. Click to expand:

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A passionate pink Smart Car Four-Two Passion:

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The Scions look like Matchbox Cars, right?

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A fabled four-door Porsche Panamera – the California Highway Patrol must have been high on the waiting list

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Hands up – who here has a Lexus? The SEMA boys painted this IS350 using the flattest finish known to Man. That’s not primer, it’s paint:

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I think the South Koreans are arriving a little late at the boaty chromed-up car party, but anyway, here’s your giant 2010 Hyundai Equus – ask about their bullet-proof model:

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A woody Mini Clubman station wagon, of course:

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Honda makes jets? Sort of, with a little help from GE. Buy your HondaJet HA420 starting in 2011:

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And here’s your new Piaggio tricycle scooter – ask about their hybrid model:

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And that’s your San Francisco International Car Show for 2009.

All the models, after the jump.

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