“I woke up today to see this Amazon smile in the house across the street. You can’t tell from the picture but the second floor looks like full of desks with computers.”
First Market Street, and now Vallejo?
Who will solve this mystery?
As seen at City Hall:
Here’s highly ebullient:
And here’s ebullient (nominal), a third of a second later:
And here’s the “I don’t know what you’re talking about” look, the “you’re not a member of the City Family, are you” look, a third of a second after that:
And one second later, it’s the “get this guy out of here” look, directed towards security:
And there you have it.
Which is the look of a veteran political survivor / law school graduate? Or, in other words, which look is real?
I’d say #3 or #4…
Here’s a scene from a mall. Specifically Stonestown Mall, deep in San Francisco’s Sunset / Parkside Fog Belt. It’s a kiosk from WOWSmileXpress Professional Teeth Cleaning.
Here’s a closer look. Pay your $100, don some red Bono sunglasses, cram a huge wand into your piehole, and then you’ll be the envy of all the Hot Dog on a Stick-eating passers-by for the next half-hour or so.
And what says the photo of the happy bride with super white teeth? “Ask us about our group pricing for your special events.” O.K., then.
You have a dazzling array of choices in this arena:
Choose wisely, or maybe just choose nothing.