Here’s an update on the latest signage for The Red Door Cafe on Bush near Franklin.
Double entendre a gogo:
As seen at City Hall:
Here’s highly ebullient:
And here’s ebullient (nominal), a third of a second later:
And here’s the “I don’t know what you’re talking about” look, the “you’re not a member of the City Family, are you” look, a third of a second after that:
And one second later, it’s the “get this guy out of here” look, directed towards security:
And there you have it.
Which is the look of a veteran political survivor / law school graduate? Or, in other words, which look is real?
I’d say #3 or #4…
Here’s a scene from a mall. Specifically Stonestown Mall, deep in San Francisco’s Sunset / Parkside Fog Belt. It’s a kiosk from WOWSmileXpress Professional Teeth Cleaning.
Here’s a closer look. Pay your $100, don some red Bono sunglasses, cram a huge wand into your piehole, and then you’ll be the envy of all the Hot Dog on a Stick-eating passers-by for the next half-hour or so.
And what says the photo of the happy bride with super white teeth? “Ask us about our group pricing for your special events.” O.K., then.
You have a dazzling array of choices in this arena:
Choose wisely, or maybe just choose nothing.