Posts Tagged ‘smile’

The Happiest Bus in the World: Golden Gate Transit 1522 – #70 Novato – As Seen in SF Civic Center

Wednesday, August 6th, 2014

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New Signage from The Red Door Cafe on Bush – San Francisco’s Very Own “Brunch Nazi” DOES NOT Tolerate Gluten Intolerance

Monday, August 12th, 2013

Here’s an update on the latest signage for The Red Door Cafe on Bush near Franklin.

New rules:

Brace yourselves:

Double entendre a gogo:

The Faces of Mayor Ed Lee: From Highly Ebullient to “Get This Guy Out of Here” in About Two Seconds

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

As seen at City Hall:

Here’s highly ebullient:

And here’s ebullient (nominal), a third of a second later:

And here’s the “I don’t know what you’re talking about” look, the “you’re not a member of the City Family, are you” look, a third of a second after that:

And one second later, it’s the “get this guy out of here” look, directed towards security:

And there you have it.

Which is the look of a veteran political survivor / law school graduate? Or, in other words, which look is real?

I’d say #3 or #4…

Whitening Your Teeth at the Mall, For All the World to See

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Here’s a scene from a mall. Specifically Stonestown Mall, deep in San Francisco’s Sunset / Parkside Fog Belt. It’s a kiosk from WOWSmileXpress Professional Teeth Cleaning.  


Here’s a closer look. Pay your $100, don some red Bono sunglasses, cram a huge wand into your piehole, and then you’ll be the envy of all the Hot Dog on a Stick-eating passers-by for the next half-hour or so. 


And what says the photo of the happy bride with super white teeth? “Ask us about  our group pricing for your special events.” O.K., then.

You have a dazzling array of choices in this arena:

Celebrity Sexy Teeth
Zoom Teeth Whitening
Crest Whitestrips
Aquafresh White Trays
Listerine Whitening Strips
Colgate Simply White
Nova White

Choose wisely, or maybe just choose nothing.