Posts Tagged ‘smile’

The Faces of Mayor Ed Lee: From Highly Ebullient to “Get This Guy Out of Here” in About Two Seconds

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

As seen at City Hall:

Here’s highly ebullient:

And here’s ebullient (nominal), a third of a second later:

And here’s the “I don’t know what you’re talking about” look, the “you’re not a member of the City Family, are you” look, a third of a second after that:

And one second later, it’s the “get this guy out of here” look, directed towards security:

And there you have it.

Which is the look of a veteran political survivor / law school graduate? Or, in other words, which look is real?

I’d say #3 or #4…

Whitening Your Teeth at the Mall, For All the World to See

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Here’s a scene from a mall. Specifically Stonestown Mall, deep in San Francisco’s Sunset / Parkside Fog Belt. It’s a kiosk from WOWSmileXpress Professional Teeth Cleaning.  

 

Here’s a closer look. Pay your $100, don some red Bono sunglasses, cram a huge wand into your piehole, and then you’ll be the envy of all the Hot Dog on a Stick-eating passers-by for the next half-hour or so. 

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And what says the photo of the happy bride with super white teeth? “Ask us about  our group pricing for your special events.” O.K., then.

You have a dazzling array of choices in this arena:

Celebrity Sexy Teeth
Rembrandt
BriteSmile
Zoom Teeth Whitening
GO SMILE
Crest Whitestrips
Aquafresh White Trays
Listerine Whitening Strips
Colgate Simply White
Nova White

Choose wisely, or maybe just choose nothing.