This could be you, Gentle Reader:
Beats yet another bouncy house, non?
This is what it looks like non-birthday situations:
1. SAN FRANCISCO CITY FC – ORO EN PAZ. FIERRO EN GUERRA
And here’s the sked 2017.
Notable is the free game up at USF’s Negoesco Stadium on April 1st, 2017
And here’s the sked for 2017. (The website is, as is the fashion, mobile optimized, painfully so. But I guessed at the URL and bingo.)
Notable is the introductory pricing (which seems awfully high – shouldn’t we be trying to fill up Kezar to capacity with free or $5 tickets and haven’t we learned anything from the UFL disaster) and logo:
If I had to think of a location for an SF DELTAS team, it would be in this yellow are here, off to the east:
So that’s it, your new soccer options for 2017
With Cavallo Point – The Lodge at the Golden Gate in the background:
Team Red one, but they were “cowards,” so if that’s the way you want to win, Man…
Someday, I’ll play bubble soccer.
Three words, babe:
Or maybe this is just me, IDK…
Americans will play soccer, particularly when we’re young,* but we don’t want to watch, ’cause we think it’s boring. Sorry, World.
Now the reason we think watching televised soccer is boring is partly due to this game right here, from 1999, a BFD, with President Bill Clinton showing up. But regulation and overtime play was a “tepid affair,” non? It ended in a 0-0 tie. And then the game was won on penalty kicks. Start watching at 9:00.
Boy, that was a nice high-def vid I gave you, huh? Anyway, did you notice this?
This is how the U.S. won the game. If the Chinese shooter chooses to go to the right, as she did, then there was a futbol’s chance in Hell the ball could go into the net.
Oh, so the FIFA refs didn’t call it, so it’s all right? Well, what if the goalie kept on charging and kicked the ball before the shooter had a chance to and the refs didn’t call that either? There comes a point where you simply go too far trying to attain your “goal,” or non-goal in this case.
Anyway, I’m not taking away your victory, USWT99, I’m a just putting a big, fat asterisk in the record book.
Let’s hope USWT15 cheats less today, 16 years later.
*In my part of SF, the Western Addition, you can start you kid on soccer at an RPD park at 18 months old, for like $50 a session.
Head on up to our Randall Museum to see other outside of the box / 20-sided truncated icosahedron ideas on earthquake safety.
From the source, the “Barier” people:
“Is your present house OK? Is it strong enough to endure a great earthquake or flood to be caused by global warming? Barier offers a safe, living space, a multi-functional, elegant and playful space, emphasizing each individual personality.
Barier is a soccer ball-shaped house developed by us (international patent pending). A soccer ball with which you played in your childhood gets bigger like a dream ball and appears as a place to live in. It floats on the sea and can be a rescue ship. We believe it will be a gift to those who never give up a dream.”