Posts Tagged ‘soda’

$10.49 vs. $14.69 – Your San Francisco Soda Tax in Action – Diet Pepsi vs. Pepsi, Choose or Lose

Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

This is why I’m no good at ze politics – ’cause I can see the good and the bad of our San Francisco soda tax.

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In this particular case,  I can’t see somebody saying, “Oh, I’ll get the diet then.” But I can see somebody buying less of the regular Pepsi.


Festive Holiday Drank – No Filter – Conclusion: Red + Green = Christmastime

Monday, December 11th, 2017

Believe it’s a strawberry / lime combo. This is how it comes out. Enjoy:

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Merry Christmas, Merry Part.

“The Grocery Tax” isn’t a Grocery Tax – Sry

Thursday, August 25th, 2016

Here’s what Prop V is.

And here’s how things are working out in Berkeley.

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Owner? Former owner? Current owner? Part owner?

And is this the Mi Terra Market the “No on V, Enough is Enough, Don’t Tax Our Groceries, with Major Funding by American Beverage Association California PAC” people are citing? IDK.

Anyway, perhaps it’s this mailer itself what’s “wrong?”

This one’s especially bad, even for Frisco.

Just saying.

Market Street Inbound: Two Feet Left Betwixt the Frito-Lay/Coca Cola Trucks and the Historic Street Car Tracks

Thursday, June 23rd, 2016

Here’s your morning drive, 7:45 AM-ish, between Union Square and the Financial on vaunted Market Street:

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Rewriting a MUNI Bus Ad: Why “BIG SODA, STOP TARGETING ME” Sounds Weak

Wednesday, March 4th, 2015

It should be “BIG SODA, STOP TARGETING _US_,” right?

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I mean, right?

And what regular kid uses a “framing” term like “BIG SODA?” (Except, you know, kids funded with money from BIG GOVERNMENT, right?)

I mean, throw me a bone here, people!

It’s like saying, BIG SODA, EMPOWER ME. It’s weak weak weak is what I’m saying.

I’ll expect to see this edit on the road in two weeks.

Make It So.

Color Study: 7-Up Soda Truck Shows More of a Mint Green These Days

Friday, November 21st, 2014

You know, instead of a lime green:

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Dr Phil is Voting “NO” on E, the “Unfair Soda Tax” – Or At Least It Looks That Way, From a Distance

Thursday, September 4th, 2014

As seen in SF:


Generic soda at Lucky costs about $2 a gallon. Prop E would raise that to about $4.50 a gallon, more than gasoline is these days, not that I care.

First they came for the cigarettes, and I did not speak out—
Because I am not a smoker.

Then they came for the gasoline, and I did not speak out—
Because I don’t spend much on gasoline, usually less than $1000 per year .

Then they came for the sugary soda, and I did not speak out—
Because I don’t drink sugary soda – too sweet.

But if they come for refreshing Diet  Cherry Coke, there will be no one left to speak for me. Oh well.

Unusual Diet Coke Ads Already Mocked by Area Art Student: “YOU MOVED TO SF WITH DIABETES OR WHATEVER– YOU’RE ON COKE”

Friday, March 14th, 2014

Word on the street, mocking these recent official Coke ads:

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I don’t think that it’s the Diet Coke what causes diabetes, just saying.

Unless the artificial sweeteners somehow fool your body into thinking it’s getting sugar, uh oh. (I think the scientists are looking into it these days.)

Now myself, the more Diet Cherry Coke I drink, the more they bring me.

At least I think it’s diet, uh oh.

An Arresting Ad Campaign for Upwardly-Mobile Software Americans from Diet Coke: “You Moved to SF with…”

Wednesday, February 26th, 2014

[UPDATE: Lauryn McCarthy is similarly puzzled – she has the cleaned up version of this ad here.]

So, the tagline sort of looks like “YOU’RE ON COKE?” That’s bold, Coca Cola.

Anyway, as seen on Haight Street near Divisadero:

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Elevator! Going up!
In the gleaming corridors of the 51st floor
The money can be made if you really want some more
Executive decision-a clinical precision
Jumping from the windows-filled with indecision

I get good advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn’t any
So freeze, man, freeze

It’s the pause that refreshes in the corridors of power
When top men need a top up long before the happy hour
Your snakeskin suit and your alligator boot
You won’t need a launderette, you can send them to the vet

I get my advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn’t any
So freeze, man, freeze

Koka Kola advertising and kokaine
Strolling down the Broadway in the rain
Neon light sign says it
I read it in the paper-they’re crazy!
Suit your life, maybe so
In the White House-I know
All Over Berlin (they’ve been doing it for years)
And in Manhattan!

Coming through the door is a snub nose forty four
What the barrel can’t snort it can spatter on the floor
Your eyeballs feel like pinballs
And your tongue feels like a fish
You’re leaping from the windows-saying don’t
Ayaiiiiirrrghhh! Don’t give me none of this!

I get good advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn’t any
So freeze, man, freeze
Hit the deck!

Pepsi Garden: The One Place in SF that District One Supervisor Eric Mar Should Avoid – Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi…

Tuesday, December 24th, 2013

Here’s Eric Mar’s Beef of the Week:

“Can’t go anywhere w/out #BIGSODA staring me in the face w/ their $million/day marketing #kickthecan 

Now just imagine how he’d react to this scene:

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Merry Christmas!