Posts Tagged ‘statue’

Father Junipero Serra Revealed in Golden Gate Park – Take a Look at the CalAcademy’s Neighbor

Tuesday, September 6th, 2016

I’ll tell you, I’ve never seen this old statue in the Music Concourse area like this:

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Before, there was a lot of shrubbery around the thing, to hide it, I thought. But now, most of that shielding is all gone.

Oh, here’s what I had to say back in aught-ten. Hey, do you suppose that the recent pruning could open up SFGov for a constitutional challenge?

Mmmm. I’ll tell you, in the past, judges have concerned themselves with how prominent religious symbols can be. Like with the nearby Prayerbook Cross and the Mount Davidson Cross.

Anyway, I’ll look into this. I’m just saying that this cross has become A LOT more prominent…

Area NIMBYs Erect a Statue of Themselves Saving the World by Holding Up Their Hands

Sunday, July 31st, 2016

As seen on Gough in Specific Whites. Srsly:

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Dude in the middle is standing in front of a bulldozer, prolly, and I think the other two are arguing for preliminary injunctions.

All these ppl are millionaires now, of course. Or dead. One or the other.

And hey – you know who did it better? The HOW ABOUT NO BEAR, that’s who:

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The “Faceless Rooftop Wraiths” of 580 California

Wednesday, July 20th, 2016

It’s 580 California in front of the BofA Building:

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Celebrating the Fourth of July in the Golden Gate Park Panhandle at 3:00 PM – Hoodies and Down Jackets Required

Tuesday, July 5th, 2016

It was a little foggy and windy in 2016:

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Maybe next year…

Ugly New Statue Appears South of Market – Like the Goddess of Democracy But Without Arms – “Venus de Rent Control”

Monday, June 13th, 2016

Man, this thing is surprisingly ugly. Here’s prolly the best way to show it, with the perpetually-clogged 8th Street (considered “excess road space” by our corrupt SFMTA, somehow).

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A little closer and now it looks out of focus, non? The buildings in front and behind look to be in focus, but not the thing itself.

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And here it is. (I swear this is in focus.)

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Anyway, just like the real Goddess of Democracy, this thing was made in China, for better or worse.

IDK, man. Who signed off on this? Wouldn’t it have been better to have taxed the Father of Rent Control $5,000,000 and then have put the money in our General Fund?

Now That It’s March, You Can Assume That the Blooming Cherry Trees You See Are Not Actually Plum – Oh, Here’s One

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016

The fake cherry trees of January are now a deep purple, ’cause they’re plum trees.

That means that the cherry trees you see these days are real cherry.

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Accept no substitutes…

Here’s the OTHER Part of the “Berkeley’s Big People” Art Installation: Bros Flying Kites, Mostly

Friday, January 15th, 2016

You’ve seen the northern end, now here’s the southern end:

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OK fine…

The Only Thing More Berkeley than the “Berkeley’s Big People” Sculptures is the Lengthy, Overbudget Process Behind Them

Tuesday, January 5th, 2016

I’d never really looked at this expensive hunk of fiberglass afore.

Oh, Kenneth Baker hates it:

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Obviously conceived before the rise of iPhones…

Here‘s the whole story.

The Bude’ Abides – Better Know Your Giant Buddha of Golden Gate Park – But Why Don’t We Send It Back to Japan?

Thursday, October 22nd, 2015

Here’s your history of this 3000-pound statue in our pricy ($8 a person!) Japanese Tea Garden in Golden Gate Park:

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Oh, here we go, just found this in the SFChron, but I don’t know what “Tajima province Honsha, Japan” means. (Perhaps they meant to say Tajima Province in Honshu, Japan? That would be like saying Atlanta, GA in the American South, I guess.)

Hey, maybe we should make a replica of this thing and send the original back to Japan, how about that?

Frisco’s Smallest Statuary: Riled-Up NIMBYs Celebrate Winning “The Freeway Revolt” – Raising the Roof on Gough

Monday, July 20th, 2015

Ironically, freeways are a safer way of getting about. Oh well.

Here it is, from across the street in NIMBY Stronghold Specific Whites Pacific Heights:

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Detail. Call and response: “CAN I GET A ‘HELL YEAH?’ CAN I GET A ‘PAC HEIGHTS?'”

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NIMBY Fever – Catch It.

Wealthy White Wizened Homeowners – There’s Nothing They Can’t Do.

For better or worse…