Posts Tagged ‘sticker’

Ganja Leaf Art + Oakland Raiders Sticker + Gold 100-Spoke Wheels + Green Paint + Whitewall Tires = Chevrolet

Monday, April 21st, 2014

Or, in other words:

A bold choice in auto detailing. #420 #haight @ Haight Street http://instagram.com/p/nCkMPglFse/ 

As seen in the 94117 on 420, 2014:

NoPA Western Addition Millionaires Pressure the SFMTA for Restricted Street Parking – Cost Will be $100-Something per Year

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

camden avery of uppercasing, the haight street blog, has the deets.

Here’s the proposal for a new residential parking permit area:

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Of course, the richers of Alamo Squar-ah won’t be paying for parking per se, ’cause parking is free. No no, they’ll be paying to prevent other people from parking in “their” hood – that’s the way you gotta look at it. Who knows how many more Parking Control Officers the SFMTA will be able to bill to the RPP program after this.

And who knows when a simple permit sticker will cost drivers more than $200 per year. I’m thinking by the year 2020 it will be that high.

Anyway, enjoy your NIMBY paradise, NIMBYs!

“MUNI: REBUILT TO SERVE YOU” – What Does This Bus Sticker Mean? – Did Coach #8158 Catch on Fire and Get Rebuilt?

Tuesday, August 27th, 2013

‘Cause that’s all I can think of.

I mean, in no way shape or form has our mediocre SFMTA “rebuilt” MUNI, right?

I mean, how much would that have cost? Like more than the wasteful Central Subway project, right?

OTOH, this newish bus might have already caught on fire and have been rebuilt, that could have easily escaped my notice: 

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You know, the Soviet Union never really ended, it just came to the 415.

So if there’s a firefighter with a helmet cam that shows acts of gross incompetence by the SFFD, simply ban helmet cams* and investigate the firefighter for improper behavior, that’s the ticket.

And if you want credit for rebuilding the slowest big city transit system in America, but you don’t actually want to do it, simply have some cheesy red sticker produced.

Easy-peasy.

*At “SFFD facilities,”  you know like fucking Runway 28L at SFO, that SFFD facility. Oh our policy wasn’t clear? All right, let me “clarify” that for you.

This Guy Must Be San Francisco’s Best Parker – Just Look at All His Residential Parking Permits – Dr. Woof Abides

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

Look at this guy – see all the stickers he has from San Francisco’s ridiculous residential parking permit program?

He’s probably paid, all by himself, for two or three day’s worth of retirement benefits for a Parking Control Officer.

Hurray!

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And look, he bought a bunch of parking permits the right way, you know, one after the other.

Unlike some other people:

Danielle Steel’s “Parking Orgy

Remember, Transit First (except for participants of the Residential Parking Program).

Why is It That the 99% Pays the CA DMV for Auto Registration But the 1% Ferrari Lambo Crowd Doesn’t?

Monday, June 18th, 2012

Here’s the 99% in Lane 2 – no apparent problems here: 

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And here’s what’s in Lane 1 a few miles down the very same freeway  - it’s YAFWR (Yet Another Ferraro Without Registration):

Do you know why the richers of California tend to go without license plates on their Ferrari and Lamborghini and whatnot? Well, it’s because of the cost.

Buying a Ferraro like this one to tool around on the weekends for a little while will run you $20-something thousand in “use tax” whether you drive it a little or a lot. So what you’ll need to do is to make some arrangement with your cheesy exoticar dealer – if you think about it for a while, you’ll figure something out.*

And the Tax Man prolly won’t catch you.

So that’s why the 99% pays the CA DMV for auto registration and the 1% Ferrari / Lambo crowd does not.

*Oh, it’s a race car, not a regular car. Oh, as soon as I bought it I took it to, let’s see here, Nevada? Yeah, Nevada. As a 1%-er, I live in the crappy, windblown, high desert of Nevada instead of gorgeous California – do you buy that? Oh, that was a repositioning trip, and, you know, I hated it. I don’t actually like the job of ferrying Ferrari about, it’s such a burden. Oh, it’s…  

Hachi Machi, It’s Time for Bocce! Rec and Park Rolls Out New Grass on Site of Historic OccupySF 2011 in JHP

Friday, January 6th, 2012

You see, the Occupiers put their tents on the bocce court grass last year. So that killed the turf.

This was the scene yesterday as the new turf came in:

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All that’s left to do is clean up the Bradley Manning stickers and then, once again, San Francisco’s at-risk Rich White People will have a place to keep busy and stay out of trouble.

You know, there was talk of putting in a playground here, you know, for kids, but RWP didn’t like that idea so much.

Oh well.

Stickers on the Bocce Ball Courts are All That’s Left of OccupySF: “MAKE BANKS PAY” Plus “Free Bradley Manning”

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Are people really going to play bocce here, on the site of OccupySF, again?

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The Best Way to Stick It To The Man is to Put Out-Of-State Plates on Your Motorcycle or Moped: No Fees!

Tuesday, September 13th, 2011

Nevada’s a really good state to pick, probably the best one. But don’t forget about Oregon – it has its charms as well!

But Maine? That’s a little crazy, hombre:

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Hurray!

Hilarious: Bicycle Sticker Says, “One Less Pedestrian”

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

But famous Eric Fischer does not approve:

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After You Make a Delivery to One Front Street, Be Sure to Slap Your Temporary Visitor’s Badge Onto the Bike Rack Out Front

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Thusly:

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