Posts Tagged ‘sticker’

Once Again, it’s “DR WOOF” – Paying Hundreds and Hundreds of Dollars to Fund Your SFMTA

Monday, November 17th, 2014

This MD should get a medal or something from the SFMTA:

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Question: What Actually Powers This New “ELECTRIC POWERED” MUNI Bus? One Simple Trick!

Friday, August 15th, 2014

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Answer: Diesel!

But the people at MUNI think you’re stupid, and they want you to like them more, so that’s why they lie.

BONUS ROUND: 

Hey, what did the SFMTA MUNI dump into San Francisco Bay that resulted in a petroleum spill that rivalled the Cosco Busan’s?

Answer: Diesel!

Word on the Street: “Don’t Leave Behind Valuables In Car!” – I Think This Message Should Come From Anybody BUT the SFPD

Friday, August 1st, 2014

JMO*

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Good advice tho.

*Of course, the SFPD has to deal with the SFDA and the SFDA has to deal with the famously-lenient SF jury pool… 

Mini Coupé Reassuringly States That It’s “Actual Size”

Thursday, June 12th, 2014

That’s what the text above the rear wheel says, LOL:

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Word on the Street: “SURVIVAL SURVIVAL TURK”

Friday, June 6th, 2014

Some people  don’t survive the Tenderloin, of course:

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Proud CCSF Student Might Not Get Another Windshield Parking Sticker for FALL 2014, Who Knows…

Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

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Ganja Leaf Art + Oakland Raiders Sticker + Gold 100-Spoke Wheels + Green Paint + Whitewall Tires = Chevrolet

Monday, April 21st, 2014

Or, in other words:

A bold choice in auto detailing. #420 #haight @ Haight Street http://instagram.com/p/nCkMPglFse/ 

As seen in the 94117 on 420, 2014:

NoPA Western Addition Millionaires Pressure the SFMTA for Restricted Street Parking – Cost Will be $100-Something per Year

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

camden avery of uppercasing, the haight street blog, has the deets.

Here’s the proposal for a new residential parking permit area:

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Of course, the richers of Alamo Squar-ah won’t be paying for parking per se, ’cause parking is free. No no, they’ll be paying to prevent other people from parking in “their” hood – that’s the way you gotta look at it. Who knows how many more Parking Control Officers the SFMTA will be able to bill to the RPP program after this.

And who knows when a simple permit sticker will cost drivers more than $200 per year. I’m thinking by the year 2020 it will be that high.

Anyway, enjoy your NIMBY paradise, NIMBYs!

“MUNI: REBUILT TO SERVE YOU” – What Does This Bus Sticker Mean? – Did Coach #8158 Catch on Fire and Get Rebuilt?

Tuesday, August 27th, 2013

‘Cause that’s all I can think of.

I mean, in no way shape or form has our mediocre SFMTA “rebuilt” MUNI, right?

I mean, how much would that have cost? Like more than the wasteful Central Subway project, right?

OTOH, this newish bus might have already caught on fire and have been rebuilt, that could have easily escaped my notice: 

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You know, the Soviet Union never really ended, it just came to the 415.

So if there’s a firefighter with a helmet cam that shows acts of gross incompetence by the SFFD, simply ban helmet cams* and investigate the firefighter for improper behavior, that’s the ticket.

And if you want credit for rebuilding the slowest big city transit system in America, but you don’t actually want to do it, simply have some cheesy red sticker produced.

Easy-peasy.

*At “SFFD facilities,”  you know like fucking Runway 28L at SFO, that SFFD facility. Oh our policy wasn’t clear? All right, let me “clarify” that for you.

This Guy Must Be San Francisco’s Best Parker – Just Look at All His Residential Parking Permits – Dr. Woof Abides

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

Look at this guy – see all the stickers he has from San Francisco’s ridiculous residential parking permit program?

He’s probably paid, all by himself, for two or three day’s worth of retirement benefits for a Parking Control Officer.

Hurray!

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And look, he bought a bunch of parking permits the right way, you know, one after the other.

Unlike some other people:

Danielle Steel’s “Parking Orgy

Remember, Transit First (except for participants of the Residential Parking Program).