Posts Tagged ‘sticker’

Were You Ever in NAM, Man? – IDTS – Well, I was in NAM, Man

Friday, December 15th, 2017

That’s what this Mercedes seems to be saying:

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Spotted in its natural habitat, near Cal-Mart, right next a Porsche 911 convertible, deep inside Cotillion Country…

Uh oh, flashback:

We would circle and we’d circle and we’d circle
To stop and consider and centered on the pavement
Stacked up all the trucks jacked up and our wheels
In slush and orange crush in pocket and all this here county
Hell, any county
It’s just like heaven here
And I was remembering and I was just in a different county and all
Then this whirlybird that I headed for I had my goggles pulled off;
I knew it all
I knew every back road and every truck stop

Or this Merc has been to Namibia, but c’mon, that’s a stretch, man.

My Honor Student is Better Than Your Honor Student – Prolly At least Three Times Better

Thursday, December 14th, 2017

Ah, the ‘burbs…

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Neighborhood Parking Decals: Collect Them All – Frisco Becomes a Parking Paradise with Multiple RPP’s

Thursday, November 2nd, 2017

Well, not really, but both these decals say 2018 on them, so this driver can look forward to a year of MORE THAN two hours of free parking in two different parts of Frisco:

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Sweet

Impress _Your_ PCO with Creative Mounting of Your Annual Residential Parking Permit Decal – Like This

Thursday, September 21st, 2017

How low, how low can you go?

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Frisco’s New Tourist Parking Ban at Coit Tower is a Huge Success, or Failure, Your Choice! – Let’s Take a Look

Tuesday, May 9th, 2017

It took me a while to figure this one out:

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So residents are allowed to park but tourists, or “visitors” euphemistically, well you can all go to Hell.

I can see how touristas should be limited to two hours or whatnot, but the top of Telegraph Hill is special, apparently.

Anyway, the real reason you can’t park there is that the locals don’t want you queuing up in a line of twenty cars, which was happening last year during construction time.

So guess what, the scary signs have scared away a good percentage of tourists, so the waiting time to park has gone way down, but the vast majority of the spaces are occupied by tourists anyway. Take a look – all these rides are owned by tourists:

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But a handful of tidy German luxocars owned by local millionaires were on hand, see?

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In theory, all the 20 or so rides up here should have these red stickers, but only three had them when I was there.

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In other words, enforcement appears to be VisionZero or zero or whatever this year’s phrase for goose eggs is.

So there you have it. Is this sitch a success or not?

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Scaring away half the tourists makes things easier for the remaining tourists and our local millionaire BMW and Audi owners too.

Of course, Frisco thinks all you tourists are deadbeats who should pay something like $5 or $10 just for the right to drive into town. (I’m srsly.) So you all are lucky to be able to drive up to Coit Tower without having to pass a toll booth.

Anyway, this program is a huge success or a small failure of democracy – it’s your choice.

(Now don’t go crazy and park up there overnight or anything.)

Bad-Ass Metal Registration Tabs from the CA DMV: It’s Like Jewelry for Your Car! – A Mysterious Mystery

Monday, March 6th, 2017

I wondered about these tabs last year.

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And now I’m still a wondering…

2017 Update: Hey, are UBER / Lyft Drivers Complying with California’s New “Trade Dress” Requirements? No, Not Really

Wednesday, February 1st, 2017

Sometimes all you get is something like this…

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…instead of something in the back window as what’s required.

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Some drivers refuse to comply, oh well.

Residential Parking Permit Program Area Q a Huge Success, or Failure, Depending – But Certainly It’s Having an Effect

Wednesday, January 4th, 2017

Depending on how you look at it, of course. I myself am burdened by the study of the Economics, so excuse me if I don’t wave my pom poms for this 2015 creation of the SFMTA:

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Pre-2015, you’d never see this, all these empty spots. (People have moved their rides west, on the other side of the river of Masonic, where you can park it day after day, permit or no.)

What’s that, isn’t this great you say?

Well no, it’s not. Sry.

Golden Gate Transit Says, “This Bus Uses Clean-Air Technology,” But ALL Diesel Buses Use Clean-Air Technology, Right?

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016

IDK, Man:

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Or IOW, we have buses what use diesel.

The Gray Lady ‘splains tings a dozen years ago:

Some city buses say ”this bus uses clean air technology” on the back.

I don’t know how boastful our GGTD should be, frankly.