See?
If this is what it takes to make the worst-run agency in San Francisco feel better about itself…
Click to expand
Posts Tagged ‘streetcar’
Here’s the New DPT SFMTA MUNI Logo – It’s the Brand What Crashes Trains and Hands Out Parking Tickets
Thursday, June 14th, 2012Dear Twitter, Welcome to the Mid-Market – Video: F-Market Fistfight – Historic Streetcar Graffiti Attack – Crackheads
Wednesday, June 13th, 2012Wow, this one has it all.
Via Bluoz and from the perspective of those in line at the Nike Air Yeezy 2 campout at Sheikh shoes, it’s:
“Air Yeezy 2 Campout Fight in SF”
Just 23 views so far, but this one, she’s a gonna go viral.
“Air Yeezy 2 campout fight in the Tenderloin District of San Francisco. All this happened while we were in line at Shiekh Shoes. This crackhead hopped on the front of the trolly and wouldn’t get off, so when the lady in pink tried to be a hero she got a SMACK SMACK to the face. Air Yeezy campout. Shout out to the homies that were holding my spot down for me while I was at work. Big thanks.”
Color commentary:
“Get her, Grandma!”
“She’s leaking. She’s leaking.” (In reference to AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER, aka AC Transit Bus Fight)
“That’s some crazy shit – laid out under a train.”
Oh, and then a mess of cops showed up.
Of course, the solution to all this is to give Twitter $20,000,000 and its own bus line so it stays in town.
Mayor Ed Lee Gets It Done!
RUN ED, RUN!
Declaring the SFMTA a Rogue Agency – FIX MUNI NOW Becomes FIX MUNI SOMETIME LATER – “Give Us More Money”
Thursday, June 7th, 2012San Francisco’s “Strong Mayor System” plus the SFMTA = the San Francisco’s worst government agency, one unresponsive to the Commonweal.
Another part-timer goes full time - Training Day in the Birmingham Electric this week:
Click to expand
Oh, what’s that MUNI, you’re actually perfect and your approach to everything is and always has been perfect and Mayor Ed Lee is a Golden God and everything will get better once you get just a little (or a lot) more money?
OK fine, whatever you say, SFMTA.
The N Judah Shuttle Buses are Here, The N Judah Shuttle Buses are Here! For Now…
Monday, May 28th, 2012
The Crazy Windmills of Pier 23 Plus Those “Free Leonard” Banners
Friday, January 27th, 2012What’s this big metal tower thing on the left?
Of course it’s not actually a windmill, but maybe it’s some kind of air exhaust for something underneath the streetcar tracks of the Embarcadero?
Click to expand
Now, the “Free Leonard” tree banner, well, I think it’s this, but I remain baffled by that tower…
Morning Drive, Market Street Inbound, MUNI Streetcar #1057, Christmas Week, 2011
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
Click to expand
OMG, It’s Phil Ting’s L-Taraval Express Bus! Free Breakfast, WiFi – November 1st Only – RSVP Today
Wednesday, October 26th, 2011If you live anywhere near Taraval, you’re going to want to get in on this.
“On November 1, Phil Ting and the Reset San Francisco campaign will pilot its own L-Taraval Express Bus from 46th Avenue & Taraval Street to Downtown San Francisco. (This is an idea from our L-Taraval Muni Town Hall after riders heard about the highly regarded NX-Judah Express.) RSVP for the L-Taraval Express! We’ll have breakfast and wi-fi on board too. Seats are on a first come, first serve basis, so please RSVP.”
OMG, right?
Artist’s conception of Phil Ting driving the LX Taraval Express:
Click to expand
Here are the pick up times:
• 46th and Taraval – 7:30AM (map)
• 40th and Taraval – 7:35AM (map)
• 32nd and Taraval – 7:40AM (map)
• 19th and Taraval – 7:47AM (map)
Here are the drop-off points:
• Civic Center – 8:25AM (map)
• Powell – 8:30AM (map)
• Montgomery – 8:35AM (map)
• Embarcadero – 8:40AM (map)
See you there!
Wow, the WillieBrownGavinNewsomEdLee-Approved Corrupt Twitterloin Never Looked So Good – “You Stay Classy!”
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011Wow, this one has it all – MUNI’s aqua blue DC Transit #1076, these green Market Street bike lanes, and the Furniture Mart Building, whose former owner created the Twitterloin with a little help from King Willie II, Gavin Newsom.
Of course, King Willie I, the original, is taking credit for the corrupt Twitterloin as well, as is King Willie III, Ed Lee.
A fantastic capture from Nick Fisher:
Click to expand
The Secret of the N-Judah Express “Success” – Three Drivers and Two Starters Just Waiting to Serve You
Friday, September 23rd, 2011So, I know passengers like and appreciate the N Judah Express, but why is MUNI putting so much effort into this new line?
See? There’s the 5:00 PM bus, and the 5:10 PM, and the 5:20PM, and guess what’ll be coming around the corner soon? That’s right, it must be the 5:30 PM:
Click to expand
Camera right shows one of the two starters used by MUNI to make sure the 5:00 PM leaves at exactly 5:00 PM. (Count how many MUNI workers are hanging out at your bus stop today – I’ll bet it’s less than five. Probably it’s zero.)
OK.
I mean, is MUNI going to start following timetables religiously, like Japanese-style, for all its lines now?
The SFMTA has been itching to charge $3 for express rides, right? Does that mean that MUNI loses more on this line than others?
So, yes MUNI, you are trying hard here, but I don’t think you can afford it.
I think, for some reason, you are taking resources from other lines and putting them right here.
For some reason.
The Faces of Critical Mass: Historic F-Market Riders After Being Stalled on Market Street for 15 Minutes
Wednesday, September 7th, 2011But, these people had already paid their $1.50, so they weren’t about to get off.
This one says, “Balboa Park, San Diego,” I think:
Click to expand
Don’t know how long they ended up waiting…
