Posts Tagged ‘sugar’

Unusual Diet Coke Ads Already Mocked by Area Art Student: “YOU MOVED TO SF WITH DIABETES OR WHATEVER– YOU’RE ON COKE”

Friday, March 14th, 2014

Word on the street, mocking these recent official Coke ads:

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I don’t think that it’s the Diet Coke what causes diabetes, just saying.

Unless the artificial sweeteners somehow fool your body into thinking it’s getting sugar, uh oh. (I think the scientists are looking into it these days.)

Now myself, the more Diet Cherry Coke I drink, the more they bring me.

At least I think it’s diet, uh oh.

“Diabetes on Wheels!” – Supervisor Eric Mar’s Name for the Coca-Cola Float at 2014 Chinese New Year Parade

Thursday, February 27th, 2014

From Joe Fitzgerald aka fitzthereporter comes this:

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And from District One Supervisor Eric Mar  aka ericmar415 comes this:

“Diabetes on wheels!”

Ooh, harsh.

But consistent.

Costco Mexican Soda Evolution – First Came Coke, Then Came Pepsi, But Now Here Comes El Medio Litro, The King

Friday, October 26th, 2012

First came Coke, all the way from Mexico, all the way back in aught-six. (You see, they use  sugar as the sweetener south of the border, you know, instead of corn syrup.)

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Then came the 12 oz. Coke in a Coke Bottle purveyors, like this lovely Hayes Valley Taco Model from the Gap:

And then came the Mexican Pepsi at the Costco:

But now comes the King of Them All, El Medio Litro, the half-litre of Mexican Coke in a bottle:

I only saw one case at Costco #144 in SoMA, just recently.

I don’t know what they go for, probably something betwixt $18-24 for 24.

Who knows what Mexican-made beverage Costco will offer next…

The Secret to the Success of McDonald’s? Bottles and Bottles of “Liquid Sugar” – Nom Nom!

Friday, August 10th, 2012

Like this:

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Remember, only sugar has more sugar than Liquid Sugar!

Thanks, McD’s

 

Forget About Mexican Coke – These Days, It’s All About Mexican Pepsi, Importacion Especial – Not Corn Syrup, Sugar

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

No Coke, Pepsi.

It was hecho’ed in Mexico but it’s available in the 415 now:

Ah, here’s your Mexican Coke, but it’s been readily available at the Costco for four-plus years now.

It’s all Pepsi these days…

Blast by Colt 45: Debut Party for Fruity Malt Liquor at 111 Minna a Huge Success Last Night

Friday, April 15th, 2011

The Uptown Almanac‘s launch party for Colt 45‘s new Blast beverage was a huge success yesterday night.

Man, this stuff has so much sugar in it, you can’t taste the 12% alcohol at all. At least that was the case for Purple. Here are the tasting notes for Blue:

“Combines the sweet yet smooth taste of blueberries with the tart finish of pomegranate juice to create a unique flavor that is as bright and bold as the liquid color itself.”

OK fine. A good time was had by all, I’m sure.

The Blast by Colt 45 Ladeez were having fun:

And Snoop Doggy Dog was there in spirit, if not in actuality:

We’ll just have to wait and see if it, “Works Every Time,” as Snoop Dog claims…

Supervisor Eric Mar Introduces “Healthy Meal Incentive” Legislation for Happy Meals

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

If your meal comes with a toy, then it could be affected by the Healthy Meal Incentive legislation that was introduced by Supervisor Eric Mar and co-sponsored by Board of Supervisors President David Chiu and Supervisor David Campos.

Here’s a summary of today’s bill:

“Supervisor Mar introduces Healthy Meal Incentive legislation, which sets nutritional standards for restaurant food that is accompanied by toys or other youth focused incentive items. This legislation is aimed at promoting healthy eating habits and to address issues related to childhood obesity.  Fast food restaurants target children and youth by offering toys and other incentive items.  The Healthy Meal Incentive legislation would encourage restaurants to provide healthier meal options. To provide an incentive item, meals must contain fruits and vegetables, not exceed 600 calories or 200 calories for a single food item and must not have beverages that have excessive fat or sugar.”

The kind of Happy Meal swag that would activate HMI:

Via Andagi

And here’s the gritty nitty:

Healthy restaurant meals

Healthy restaurant incentives

Well, there’s blowback already. They’re calling this legislation a “toy ban.”

Check it out, after the jump.

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The World’s Largest Sugar Refinery, C&H, is in the San Francisco Bay Area, Sort Of

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

The California and Hawaii Sugar Refinery in Crockett, CA is used to be the largest in the world [see comments], so we all ought to tip our hats when speeding over the Carquinez Strait to enter and leave the San Francisco Bay Area.

Respect The Cane, baby, or otherwise we’ll end up with only yucky beet sugar (perhaps the MythBusters could do a test?) instead of the Seven Varieties we enjoy today.

As seen with the Carquinez Bridge (the 2003 Alfred Zampa suspension span plus the 1958 “23+0015R” cantilever span) inbetwixt. When all the lights are working, you can see “C and H PURE CANE SUGAR.”

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Do you remember the C&H song?* That ditty went a little something like this:

C and H, pure cane sugar, from Hawaii, grown in the Sun
When you cook, when you bake, for goodness sake, C and H
C and H pure cane sugar, that’s the one

(If you ever espy the Moku Pahu bulk freighter carrying all that semi-processed cane from the 808 state, be sure to hum the tune.)

The C&H refinery used to employ hundreds, keeping 46(!) bars humming in the tiny town of Crockett. But these days the place runs at half-speed.

Oh well.

*The authentic, Burl Ives version of the famous C and H jingle: 

Pearly shells from the ocean
Shining in the sun
Covering the shore
When I see them
My heart tells me that I love you
More than all the little pearly shells

For ev’ry grain of sand upon the beach
I’ve got a kiss for you
And I’ve got more left over
For each star that twinkles in the blue

Pearly shells
Shining in the sun
Covering the shore
When I see them
My heart tells me that I love you
More than all the little pearly shells

Pupu a o Ewa
I ka nuku
E lawe mai
Ahe aina
Mai no
Ala hula puuloa he ala hele no kaahupahau

I apau huna one i ka kahakai
Ua honi nau
Ho’i koe lawa na
Pakahi hoku ‘i ka lani
Puhau
Ala hula puuloahe ala hele no kaahupahau