The San Francisco Citizen

Our benevolent style leader requests your attendance at Saturday’s Black and White Ball.

Of course it’s $250 a ticket for seats that “may not have ideal audio quality” and may have “impaired sightlines.”

But that’s a small price to pay for Seal.  

Let’s not disappoint him. Seal has a posse, after all.

A Symphony Towers advertisement stationed at Market and Octavia. If you lived here, you’d be home by now.

Just in: ®®®REALTORS®®®®®®®®®®® all agree that, as of [insert today's date here], ”it’s a good time to buy“, so that’s worth blocking any number of bike lanes, don’t you think?