Posts Tagged ‘Teatro ZinZanni’

Incredible Teatro ZinZanni (and Pathetic Bauer’s Limousine) Find New Homes After America’s Cup Eviction

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Our Teatro ZinZanni has a new home, but Sarah Duxbury says that some heavy lifting still needs to be done.

No matter, TZ’s cabaret performers were on hand all smiles yesterday at the news conference* in the “50 Broadway” parking lot near the Embarcadero. This location will be ZinZanni’s new home, if everything works out.

(I’ll tell you, I can’t tell the difference betwixt Gavin Newsom running the Newsom Administration and Ed Lee running the Newsom Adminstration, fundamentally. I mean, Ed Lee is not an impetuous asshole, so that means he behaves better, he tends to show up at these kinds of functions with a smaller entourage and less drama. That’s good, I s’pose…)

Oh, there he is, to the right of the gorgeous Martian(?) lady: 

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See how this will work? The famous European tent they use will go behind the new building:

All the deets after the jump.

And get over to highly-rated ZinZanni (if you can still get tickets, perhaps on a Wednesday or Thursday) before they shut down on the night of December 31, 2011. It really is quite an experience.

* I didn’t stick around for the Bauer’s “Intelligent” Transportation part of the presser. You know, you really need to work hard at sucking to get a Yelp rating this low.** But Bauer’s is well-connected to SFGov, so there you go, there’s your bidness model.

**Even with the work of shill reviewers avec their bogus five-star ratings…

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OMG, You Gotta Go See Teatro Zinzanni Before It Leaves Us to Make Way for that Money-Losing America’s Cup 2013

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

Here’s how you know when a relationship over, when your supposed beau says something like:

“I’d be happy to introduce you to other men not in this immediate area, or facilitate a conversation with men in the City, or perhaps a matchmaking service. I’ll email you their phone number or something.”

That’s it, it’s over, baby. HJNTIY.

So imagine how the hard-working people at highly-rated Teatro Zinzanni feel about their coming eviction to make way for the NASCAR-esque, tradition-be-damned America’s Cup 2013, aka Larry Ellison’s boat race.

Here’s what the Port of San Francisco is saying about the sitch:

We’d be happy to show them locations that are not in this immediate area, or facilitate a conversation with other city departments or commercial real estate agents.”

Or, in other words, GO TO HELL.

Anyway, put Teatro Zinzanni at the top of your Bucket List right now, before it goes away.

Ooh, backstage:

Ooh, bobbles!

To sum up:

Boo, America’s Cup Eurotrash

Yay, Teatro Zinzanni


OMG, Teatro ZinZanni Offers Circus Arts Summer Camp for Kids Aged 9-16!

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

Our highly*-rated Teatro ZinZanni will offer Camp ZinZanni San Francisco in July 2010. Check it:

“Camp ZinZanni San Francisco is a summer workshop presented by Teatro ZinZanni for children 9 to 16. Students learn the basics of circus arts and scene development through workshops with some of the world’s greatest cirque artists and stage technicians.”

 This is what it’ll look like:

AcroBalance + Clowning Ages 9-16

  • Dates: July 05 – July 10, 2010
  • Time: daily, 09:00 AM – 03:00 PM
  • Location: Teatro ZinZanni’s San Francisco Spiegeltent Pier 29 on The Embarcadero (at Battery).
  • Cost: $375
  • Acrobalance + Clowning gives students ages 9-16 the chance to learn the basics of floor acrobatics and balance with clowning. Under the guidance of professional performers, the students will star with tumbling and then will explore rola bola, equilibristics, unicycle, rolling globe, aerial arts and more.

    Objects in Motion + Clowning Ages 9-16

  • Dates: July 12 – July 17, 2010
  • Time: Daily, 09:00 AM – 03:00 PM
  • Location: Teatro ZinZanni’s San Francisco Spiegeltent Pier 29 on The Embarcadero (at Battery).
  • Cost: $375
  • Objects in Motion + Clowning gives students ages 9-16 the chance to learn the basics of juggling, object manipulation and clowning. Under the guidance of professional performers, students will begin each morning with juggling sessions and then explore the manipulation of objects such as yoyo’s, rings, ribbons, spinning plates, diabolo, cigar boxes, spinning clubs and hats.

    All the deets, and more after the jump

    *Man, that’s a high Yelp rating considering the large number of Yelpers (300+) who’ve posted. That’s right up there with all those Brazilian wax places, you know, the ones with owners who consider a four-star review an extreme insult.

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