Posts Tagged ‘teeth’

Harley-Davidson or Harley-Daviddaughter? I Just Can’t Tell – Nevertheless, An Arresting Ensemble on Divisadero – None More Black

Tuesday, April 7th, 2015

Note the 1st American Volunteer Group shark’s teeth on the matching helmet – it will fuel your nightmares…

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FREE DENTAL EXAMS for Children from UCSF at Potrero Hill Festival – SATURDAY, October 18, 2014, 11:00AM – 3:45PM

Friday, October 17th, 2014


UCSF Pediatric dentistry residents in training and dental students will offer free oral screenings and apply fluoride varnish for children with parental/guardian consent. The purpose is to provide dental education for children and their parents and/or guardians while provide a positive early experience for children with the use of fun games in a friendly setting for oral screening.

JOIN Supervisor Malia Cohen and UCSF at the Pediatric Dental Clinic for a free exam. All children welcome under 18 years of age.
Date: SATURDAY, October 18, 2014
Time: 11:00 am—3:45 pm
Location: 20th St. at Arkansas St”

Dentition Hippo, 94117: Fueling Your Nightmares Since 2002

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014

Chomp chomp:

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Wasteful SFMTA is Now Making Money Off Of Sidecar Ads – Isn’t It Ironic? – Dont’cha Think?

Thursday, August 1st, 2013

Like rain on your wedding day, our ineffectual SFMTA is now taking money from hated interloping  rival Sidecar:

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Oh Ed Reiskin, will you ever win?

Bonus: Much whiter teeth than what you’ll find on MUNI, passenger and driver alike

A Wild Coyote vs. a Mallard Duck in Golden Gate Park – Another Excellent Photo from David Cruz – It’s the Circle of Life

Monday, June 24th, 2013

This coyote was a mere pup last year. Now it’s a yearling in the “wilds” of Golden Gate Park:

Via David Cruz

A Message From the City Family To the City Family: “NEEDS TEETH, DON’T FORGET!”

Monday, August 27th, 2012

Don’t even think about using a Wirtgen W1500 asphalt profiler/reclaimer to repave the streets that area ward healers want repaved without the necessary teeth


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Someday, I’ll Save Up My Pennies and Then Get UV Teeth Whitening at the Mall – Giant Tentacle in Your Pie Hole

Wednesday, July 18th, 2012

As seen at a mall in San Francisco, back* in the day:

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Look closer:

Sometimes I just don’t know…

*RITZ CAMERA, RIP, probably, I mean, at this point in 2012.

If You’re Considering Gold Teeth, Mr. Bling Bling on Geary is the Place to Go

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Whether you call this 4.5 Star Yelp-rated jewely emporium at 1836 Geary near Fillmore Mr. #1 Bling Bling Gold Teeth or simply Mr. Bling Bling, rest assured that it’s a landmark for riders on the explosive Geary 38 bus. Thusly:

“Papa! Mister Bling Bling!”

“That’s right Joshua, we’re almost halfway home.”

Just click here and crank up your speakers or drop by in person.

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Here’s the pitch:

We have the lowest prices in the Bay Area on Grills, diamonds etc. See our latest deals in the Advertiser paper. Mr. Bling Bling Gold Teeth, 1836 Geary Blvd., SF CA. 415-928-5789″

Will there be room for Mr. Bling Bling in the Better Japantown part of the lively Western Addition?

We Can Only Hope.

Whitening Your Teeth at the Mall, For All the World to See

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Here’s a scene from a mall. Specifically Stonestown Mall, deep in San Francisco’s Sunset / Parkside Fog Belt. It’s a kiosk from WOWSmileXpress Professional Teeth Cleaning.  


Here’s a closer look. Pay your $100, don some red Bono sunglasses, cram a huge wand into your piehole, and then you’ll be the envy of all the Hot Dog on a Stick-eating passers-by for the next half-hour or so. 


And what says the photo of the happy bride with super white teeth? “Ask us about  our group pricing for your special events.” O.K., then.

You have a dazzling array of choices in this arena:

Celebrity Sexy Teeth
Zoom Teeth Whitening
Crest Whitestrips
Aquafresh White Trays
Listerine Whitening Strips
Colgate Simply White
Nova White

Choose wisely, or maybe just choose nothing.