Boy, I’ll tell you, today’s San Francisco Examiner is like really thin.
[Call and response] “HOW THIN IS IT?!”
It’s so thin that just one ad composes ten percent of it. I’m srlsy.
I don’t know, are they taking pulp out of the newsprint to save money? Sure feels that way. Today’s issue is super thin, even for an Examiner.
In their place are ads for the Dolan Law Firm (heh), and “Real Hook Ups Real Fast (Ahora en Espanol, 18+), and “ATTENTION MEN” with an offer of a “Test Dose of Medication, to prove it works* in 10 minutes”
But no matter.
I’ll still pick up a copy of the ‘Xam every day.
*Uh, are there really medical offices way up at the 1700 block of Montgomery, deep in NIMBY territory? I guess there are. And then you take the “test dose” and wait ten minutes to see how your wiener reacts while listening to the Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill? Sign me up!