The first thing you need to do with your General Motors [1908-2009, R.I.P] B-Platform [1959-1991, R.I.P.] is a lift (some people use stacks of hockey pucks) so you can fit your twenty-something inch wheels beneath. And then you need to tint the windows in violation of the California Vehicle Code. Now, you’re done.
Get your friends inside and you’re ready for a slow roll down Columbus. (Menancing stares through half-closed windows optional.) Thusly:
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Of course, you can just go out and buy a B-Body if you don’t have one.
Choose wisely:
- 1959-1985 Buick LeSabre
- 1959-1962 Buick Invicta
- 1991-1996 Buick Roadmaster
- 1962-1970 Buick Wildcat
- 1971-1973 Buick Centurion
- 1959-1972 Chevrolet Biscayne
- 1959-1975 Chevrolet Bel Air
- 1976-1979 Chevrolet Bel Air (sold only in Canada, as a rebadged Impala)
- 1965-1985 Chevrolet Impala
- 1965-1996 Chevrolet Caprice
- 1994-1996 Chevrolet Impala SS
- 1959-1985 Oldsmobile Delta 88
- 1967-1969 Oldsmobile Delmont 88
- 1958-1966 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88
- 1959-1981 Pontiac Bonneville
- 1966-1969 Pontiac Grande Parisienne (Canada only)
- 1959-1981 Pontiac Parisienne (Canada only)
- 1983-1986 Pontiac Parisienne
- 1959-1981 Pontiac Catalina
- 1959-1966 Pontiac Star Chief
- 1960-1961 Pontiac Ventura
- 1962-1981 Pontiac Laurentian (Canada only)
- 1959-1970 Pontiac Strato Chief (Canada only)
- 1967-1970 Pontiac Executive
- 1971-1975 Pontiac Grand Ville
- 1962 Buick Wildcat
- 1965-1969 Chevrolet Impala SS
- 1961-1966 Oldsmobile Starfire
- 1964-1965 Oldsmobile Jetstar I
- 1962-1968 Pontiac Grand Prix
- 1964-1967 Pontiac 2+2
- 1964-1965 Pontiac Parisienne Custom Sport (Canada only)
- 1966-1970 Pontiac Parisienne 2+2 (Canada only)
- 1971-1975 Chevrolet Impala Sport Coupe
- 1977-1978 Buick Riviera
- 1959-1963 Invicta Estate Wagon
- 1959-1964 LeSabre Estate Wagon
- 1970-1976 Buick Estate Wagon
- 1977-1979 Buick Estate Wagon (with LeSabre trim)
- 1977-1979 Buick Estate Limited (with Electra trim)
- 1980-1989 Buick Electra Estate Wagon
- 1980-1989 Buick LeSabre Estate Wagon
- 1990 Buick Estate Wagon
- 1991-1996 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon
- 1966-1968 Chevrolet Caprice Estate
- 1969-1972 Chevrolet Kingswood Estate
- 1973-1996 Chevrolet Caprice Estate
- 1962-1968 Chevrolet Impala
- 1969-1972 Chevrolet Kingswood
- 1973-1985 Chevrolet Impala
- 1962-1968 Chevrolet Bel Air
- 1969-1972 Chevrolet Townsman
- 1973-1975 Chevrolet Bel Air
- 1976-1979 Chevrolet Bel Air (sold only in Canada, as a rebadged Impala)
- 1962-1968 Chevrolet Biscayne
- 1969-1972 Chevrolet Brookwood
- 1959-1964 Oldsmobile Dynamic 88 Fiesta
- 1959-1963 Oldsmobile Super 88 Fiesta
- 1971-1992 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser
- 1959-1981 Pontiac Bonneville Safari
- 1959-1981 Pontiac Parisienne Safari (Canada only)
- 1967-1969 Pontiac Grande Parisienne Safari (Canada only)
- 1983-1986 Pontiac Parisienne Safari
- 1959-1981 Pontiac Catalina Safari
- 1959-1981 Pontiac Laurentian Safari (Canada only)
- 1987-1989 Pontiac Safari
