Posts Tagged ‘tourists’

It’s 2018, So Why Doesn’t YOUR Residence have Its Own HashTag? – Presenting #SFYellowDoor

Wednesday, April 18th, 2018

1835 Grant:

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Hashtag:

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And here’s the result. Or part of it anyway.

Google it yourself: #SFYellowDoor

The Crowded Skies Over the Golden Gate Bridge – Lots of Joyriders Up There – One Of These Days…

Wednesday, February 7th, 2018

The float plane on the left is always up there, like multiple times a day, but the other plane, which is at the same altitude and has the same heading, had to turn away shortly before:

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I guess the last problem we had over / under the bridge aviation-wise was when a chopper lost power and had to inflate its pontoon balloons and auto-rotate onto the waters of the Gate, and then get tow from a Coast Guard boat.

Anyway, we’re a magnet for joyriders is what I’m saying…

Lonely Tourists, Kicked Out of Alamo Square, Forced to Wait for a Bus in the Rain by the Tourist-Hating Residents of Alamo Heights

Friday, January 26th, 2018

Maybe we should install a 70 inch TV in this massive, vista-free wall running the opening of Full House, you know, looping every 1.5 minutes.

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It didn’t used to be this way.

How wude.

Does This Existing Bike Rental Business on City Land Compete with This Other Bike Rental Business Also on City Land?

Tuesday, December 19th, 2017

I think the Ford people (with the new blue FordGoBike rentals in the background) would say no and the legacy mom & pops (with regular blue rental bikes in the foreground) would say yes yes yes:

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Now, you’d think that if legacy bike rental outfits had cared about this, they would have gotten noncompete agreements in their contracts – you know within a certain number of feet, SFGov wouldn’t rent out to competing bike rental businesses. Oh that’s right, they did get noncompete agreements.

And yet, look at the photo above. So all this kind of stuff plus the recent rise of new-school dockless “bikeshare” has led to legal conflicts, burbling ‘neath the surface even right now.

And this comes after local authoritahs have spent EIGHT FIGURES on establishing (now) old-school docked “bikeshare.”

Oh well.

So look forward to reports of at least a partial resolution of these disputes in 2018. (Of course, everybody would admit that there’s at least some overlap in these business models, the question is how much.)

And in the meantime, the Ford people push onward, trying to go nearer to the Fish Wharf (which is a totally obvious place for a bike rental biz to be) and inside the Heart of the Mission (betwixt Hipster Mission and SFGH) and westward, ever westward, maybe even past Masonic – of course doing all these things by now was already baked into the cake. but you know, for the Ford people, mo $ = mo problems, in 2017 anyway.

And speaking of whom, maybe some of them, those making just $16.13 an hour, barely above minimum, will get a raise in 2018. (This is considered “living wages” by some (some people living outside of Frisco,  of course) so that’s what the Ford PR ppl crow about, but actually, $16.13 aint a living wage in SF, and also actually, this would be considered a living wage by those out-of-state pencil pushers only for certain people, those without dependents, for example.)

Anyway, that’s the update. I’ll tell you, this Gen X’er was surprised to see these govt-sanctioned bike rental outfits cattywampus across the street from each other the other day, hence this post.

ENDOFLINE

SFPD Tree Mail to the Tourists of Golden Gate Park: “TAKE YOUR THINGS, LOCK YOUR CAR”

Thursday, November 9th, 2017

As seen all over Stow Lake, on tree after tree

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Ford Motor Gets Five Yards for ENCROACHMENT – Now Marketing GoBike Rentals as “Just $3 for Each Additional 15 Minutes”

Friday, October 20th, 2017

If you see the mom and pop owners of Frisco’s legacy bike rental businesses with their hands on their hips today…

…it’s due to this further ENCROACHMENT on their biz from wealthy Ford Motor Company / non-wealthy Motivate, International.

I’ll tell you, I’ve seen it all summer – tourists on GoBikes far far away from the closest stations headed towards, IDK, Hawk Hill and the ice cream shops of Sausalito. And I says, I says to myself, “Do these Euros know that they’re paying $12 an hour to rent a heavy bicycle?” And the answer is sometimes NO, owing to the way that these bikes are marketed, so the poor tourists just can’t understand why they’re getting charged three figures instead of the $10 or so they thought they were paying for a DayPass.

But on the other hand, some of them DO know what they’re paying. And guess what – they don’t care. It’s worth it to them. Oh, OK fine, that explains that.

And Ford Motivate wanted to offer three-hour passes not that long ago, until that idea got slapped down.

Anyway, check out yesterday’s offer:

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So don’t think of the $12 an hour as some kind of penalty, just think of it as the rental fee when you are price shopping your tourist bike rental.

That’s ENCROACHMENT, brother, so that’s FIVE YARDS.

All right, carry on FoMoCo. Let’s hope you can solve your Chariot issues as well, you know, those issues with the CHP what you’re in denial about…

Vessel vs. Humpback Whale Collisions Must Have Occurred Daily During Sardine Seasons 2016 & 2017 – Is There Anything To Be Done?

Wednesday, October 4th, 2017

IDK.

But man, there’s just so much traffic (whales, boats,kite boarders, tankers, container ships, barges, etc.) under and near our Golden Gate Bridge that collisions are inevitable.

This captain was trolling for whale, for example, just this past summer:

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This fishing balena is going to pop up somewhere, so let’s circle around until that happens:

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And on:

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And on:

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Anyway, JMO

Declaring the Full House / Fuller House at 1709 Broderick an Absolute Circus – But Tourists Can’t Get Enough

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2017

An army of walking dead, white walkers hoarding in from the north:

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La mise-en-scene, you  know, just hanging out. Yep, there it is:

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And here’s the sign:

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I didn’t see any littering, but I saw / heard everything else as I passed on by…

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The sun always shines on TV

Don’t Try Flying Under Our Golden Gate Bridge with an Airplane, But with a Chopper, Well BE MY GUEST

Monday, October 2nd, 2017

Because, apparently, all the reasons why airplanes aren’t allowed to horse around with the GGB have ZERO APPLICATION to helicopters. See?

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Apparently…

Apparently, Some of Our Tourists Have NO PROBLEM Paying MORE THAN $12 Per Hour to Rent Ford Motor Company GoBikes

Wednesday, September 27th, 2017

Of course, there are still some tourists who misunderstand that they have to check their rental bike back in every 30 minutes and end up getting billed more than $100, after paying $10 or so for a “Daypass.” So yeah, that still happens.

But what also happens is other tourists do the math and say to themselves, well, I can rent this bike for $16 for the first hour and $12 per hour thereafter and goshdarnit, I’m cool with that.

Like this in Golden Gate Park, heading away from the nearest Ford Motor Company bike rental station:

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Now, if you operate an “exclusive” bike rental operation in, say, IDK, Golden Gate Park, well, this just might drive you crazy, as it’s been doing.

One solution to this bike rental competition issue would be to more clearly state what the FordGoBike rental rate is, and perhaps double the late-turn-in rate, the better to be more like a “last mile” “bikeshare” system and less like a traditional bike rental…