Posts Tagged ‘toyota’

Toyota Prius vs. San Francisco Telephone Pole, Chapter CCCLXIV

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Toyota used to build man-sized front airbags for beefy gents such as myself, but those days are over.

These days, airbags are smarter but less powerful.

Anyway, this car fully deployed its airbags on Oak yesterday – let’s hope this local is all right:

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Say What You Will About John Burton, He’s an Excellent Driver – The Best Toyota Prius Driver in the City

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

Dude’s all over the place, the SoMa, Civic Center, Financh, corrupt Twitterloin, everywhere, and yet he never drives like a typical Toyota Prius driver do.

Huzzah.

But the rest of you Prius drivers are still  on secret double probation….

Park Your Car Overnight Near Dolores Park and This is How Much Graffiti You Should Expect to Find the Next Day

Wednesday, January 1st, 2014

Well, in a worst case scenario anyway:

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The Google Shopping Express Car, Complete with Antlers – Add It to the List of Google Vehicles

Monday, December 23rd, 2013

This is a Google Shopping Express car, complete with antlers, seen in the 94117 during Christmastime 2013

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Now enjoy a trip down memory lane:

Well, here it is, the current generation Google Maps Car. (A Subaru, judging by the Pleiades icon on the nose – for some reason, Google stripped the badges from the rear of these cars.) Are there cameras and SICK laser range finders and WiFi detectors and whatnot on top of this Subie? Who knows…

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And here’s what these rides looked like before they got wrapped:

And this was the first generation Map Car, seen getting busted by the Federal popo in the Presidio.

(I’ve heard from four people who suppor contradictory stories (so that’s four people promoting two completely different tales) on why this particular Googler got busted, or not busted as the case may be. Oh well. Did the Presidio Trust tell the Google to get a permit? And did Google ignore that request? Don’t know.)

And the Google Bikes:

And the Google office:

And the Google Kitchen – it’s just like a 7-11 except shoplifting is encouraged:

And here’s the concomitant G-Toilet – it costs $700, it has over 20 buttons for its full operation, it’s made in Japan:

So that’s Google’s world.

Marketing the Best-Named Website Ever: JesusGotMyBack.com – A Memorable Bumper Sticker

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013

OrShouldISayWindowSticker.com?

AsSeenNearAnAreaHospital.com:

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Know Your Indestructible Japanese Cars of Yesteryear: A Starlet at Benihana, an Aging Toyota in Japantown

Friday, September 20th, 2013

Haven’t seen one of these in a while.

Rear-wheel-drive – unusual:

I’m Thinking that Tesla Model S Drivers are Now Out-Jerking Toyota Prius Drivers, and That’s Saying Something

Wednesday, September 11th, 2013

Toyota Prius drivers have been the worst in town for the longest time now, but 2013 is bringing a change.

Take this driver for instance. Repeated lane changes allowed her the ability to totally tailgate an unsuspecting Prius driver.

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This isn’t such a great crime but it’s about the fifth or sixth bad thing she did in a mile or so.

Let’s see if Tesla driver behavior can beat the bad accident and police ticketing rate of the Prius driver…

 

 

TMI, Frisco-Style: Presenting the Toyota Pious Hybrid HYBRID

Thursday, August 29th, 2013

But does it get better mileage than a non-hybrid Honda CRX HF from 1980′s?

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Sadly, no.

Oh well.

Spotted: New Google Lexus SUV – It’s Self Driving Of Course – And Check Out All These Other Google Conveyances

Friday, June 21st, 2013

On McAllister Street near Alamo Square in the Western Addition, June 20, 2013:

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The sad thing was that on this block there was a ton of people waiting for San Francisco’s incompetent bus service, MUNI. (It’s the slowest big city transit system in the history of America.)

And here it is, from a little while back, the current generation Google Maps Car. (A Subaru, judging by the Pleiades icon on the nose – for some reason, Google stripped the badges from the rear of these cars.) Are there cameras and SICK laser range finders and WiFi detectors and whatnot on top of this Subie? Who knows…

And here’s what these rides looked like before they got wrapped:

And this was the first generation Map Car, seen getting busted by the Federal popo in the Presidio.

I’ve heard contradictory stories (so that’s four people promoting two completely different narratives) on why this particular Googler got busted, or not busted as the case may be. Oh well. Did the Presidio Trust tell Google to get a permit? And did Google ignore that request? Don’t know.

And of course, don’t forget about the Google Bus:

And the Google Bikes:

And the Google office:

And the Google Kitchen – it’s just like a 7-11 except shoplifting is encouraged:

And here’s the concomitant G-Toilet – it costs $700, it has over 20 buttons for its full operation, it’s made in Japan:

So that’s Google’s world.

Now, there are a lot of counterfeit Google Map Cars out there as well:

Accept No Substitutes.

Bon Courage, Googlers!