[UPDATE: Well I can’t really change the headline now, but perhaps it’s Levi’s Stadium itself running these ads? IDK.]
In the words of Hannibal Lecter, WHAT COULD BE MORE OFFENSIVE?
Via Reader James Corrigan comes this:
(I thought it was officially Super Bowl L, but I guess we want to Keep Things Simple for fans by calling it SB 50?)
I’ll tell you, I know people who spend three(!) hours a day getting back and forth to northern Santa Clara County and that’s with the benefit of carpool lanes. But if you want to spend your time (what, four hours?) going to and coming back from Much Further South, like all the way down to the city of Santa Clara, well then be my guest. (Bring money.)
What are the headwinds here? Domestic Violence? Concussion Dangers? Losing Record? Personal Seat Licenses Dropping In Value By 80%? Coldplay? (Fucking) Train? Addled Transit In The 415 With Zero Compensation From The NFL / Our Vaunted Host Committee? (Hoist Committee? Heist Committee?)
LEVI’S STADIUM, I served with THE LOUVRE.* I knew THE LOUVRE.* THE LOUVRE was a friend of mine.* LEVI’S STADIUM, you’re no THE LOUVRE.
Let’s mark this down as 2015’s Most Offensive Pop-Up Ad of the Year.
*Oh, not actually – I’ve never been to Paris.