(Yes, there is white powder on the LCD screen of this digital scale – why do you ask?*)
(And no, I don’t think David Chiu is evil, but man, you ought to see some of these fliers I’m getting…)
Anyway, here’s what I pulled out of the old mailbox yesterday – 52 ounces of garbage, plus, somewhere in there, a small check from State Farm, a diamond in the rough:
Now, granted, there was a B&H catalog in there, plus a Costco Connect magazine, but the bulk of the bulk was campaign 2014 flyers what cost more to mail than they cost to produce.
My poor letter carrier!
*It’s flour, fool, purchased
in bespoke fashion [25 pounds at a time] from my local purveyor of comestibles [Amazon, Fuckin’ A, bubba, back when it was only $27 a bag – now it’s like $40 for some reason?]