Posts Tagged ‘van’

Chariot Van in Red, “BUS-ONLY” Lane on Market: Is This Kosher?

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016

IDK

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Is this what “Smart Mobility” is, FoMoCo?

Going on the MGM Tour, in Frisco!

Friday, November 18th, 2016

IDK, man. To me, this is the MGM Tour, down in Culver City, USA:

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But here’s the San Francisco version:

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I want to live in Los Angeles
Not the one in Los Angeles
No, not the one in South California
They got one in South Patagonia

Idling News Van Exhaust Problem Solved! – With a Rubber Hose – But How Does This Help?

Thursday, November 10th, 2016

All right, when you’re doing your ENG (Electronic News Gathering) on the streets of San Francisco, as this one was doing the day after Donald Trump somehow got elected President, you’ve got some basic things to worry about.

The first is crime – either somebody will want to steal your stuff, at gunpoint sometimes, or they’ll want to vandalize your mobile news van. One way to handle this is to maintain a low profile. One way to do that is paint your van white in a plain vanilla wrapper, so that’s why most networked news vans are unmarked in the 415.

And the second, well, it’s handling complaints from the Gentle Viewers and passersby who start complaining about all the fumes your news van spews our hour after hour. So you attach a garden hose to direct exhaust up to the roof, thusly:

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Like, how does this help?

Here’s the other way of doing it:

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I’ll tell you, I can see how this kind of thing could lead to problems, you know, mechanically, but my real question is HOW DOES THIS HELP, AT ALL?

 

KPIX Solves Global Warming – I’ve Never Seen This – Idle Idle Idle All the Live-Long Day

Tuesday, October 25th, 2016

How on Earth does this help?

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This truck was parked right outside of Black Rock Battery, so couldn’t it use shore-side power ala the Port of Frisco?

Get a Special PP License Plate from the DMV and then You Too Can Park Wherever the Hell You Want – The Joys of Being a PRESS PHOTOGRAPHER

Wednesday, October 19th, 2016

It’s mostly video these days, not photography per se:

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Get your own, here

Word on the Street: PATRIARCHY IS THE GLOBAL RELIGION

Thursday, October 6th, 2016

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A Sign of the Times: “DON’T BELIEVE THE LIBERAL MEDIA!”

Tuesday, August 30th, 2016

Tell the Truth 2016 visits Frisco in a 15-passenger van:

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I’m thinking the CCC should prolly take their name off of their surplus vans…

LUGSTOR! The Grooviest Volkswagen Transporter You’ll Ever See

Thursday, June 2nd, 2016

First, it was all like this, in the Inner Richmond:

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But now it’s like this:

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Thanks, LUGSTOR!

Get “Protection, Health AND Safety” from Freedom Hygiene Inc?” – Oh, So That’s What They Mean – Mmmm

Friday, March 4th, 2016

I’ve never thought about this:

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And I’m no longer curious, is what I’m saying.

Closing with this bit of hard-sell: “RESTROOMS DON’T LIE”

“What the Company provides in the restroom is evidence of how they care about their employees. Let’s face it, in business the restroom isn’t considered a profit center. Because the restroom isn’t a profit center it serves as a reliable measure of how much a company cares about its employees and visitors. Restrooms don’t lie. When someone cares it shows…”

It’s Come To This: Privatized School Buses – KIDZJET – As Seen Double Parking on Fell Street

Friday, February 26th, 2016

You’d think a transportation company called kidsJET would use actual jets, but here’s what the fleet looks like:

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$280 per month per kid? Oh. Uber or Lyft or Shuddle might be cheaper, non?

I have notes.

Welcome to San Francisco. So like you can’t double-park on Fell Street in the Western Addition, right? I mean, it’s like our substitute Freeway To The West, right? What you can do is go around the block. Sorry.

Also, one of the reasons why CBS made this…

60 Minutes II 15-Passenger Van rollover report

…is due to some vans having too much rear overhang.. Your comic here shows the half-assed Chrysler / Ford approach that increased rollover risk.
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I don’t think you can market safety with this style of van. Sorry. If anybody is still operating this kind of van, they should take out the last row and not put anything else there – just leave it empty is what I’m saying…

Anyway, I’ve never seen this company before.