Posts Tagged ‘van’

Gone in 60 Seconds: Here’s How an Expert with a Slim Jim Can Break Into Your Car with a Quickness

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

This guy was fast.

As seen on Oak:

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What’s a fair price for this guy to get your keys out of your car?

I’m thinking $50.

Anyway, this is one way for thieves to get into your car…

Heartless SFMTA Boots Defenseless 15-Passenger Church Van in the Western Addition – The RPP in Action

Tuesday, August 5th, 2014

Now I’m not saying it’s owned by a church, but this is what 15-passenger church vans look like (so I call them church vans) plus this ride finally got the boot just outside of a big old church parking lot.

Note the flat tire.

Note that the reason this van got the boot is due to an excessive number of unpaid tickets having to do with the Residential Parking Program, which, you know, I don’t believe in. So what’ll happen is that a meter maid will mark your car with chalk (that’s the old-school method) or somehow note its time and position with license plate scanners or something like that and then come back two hours later to issue a ticket – this can happen more than once in a day, so you can end up with more than one ticket after a day of parking in the wrong neighborhood. Anyway, this van managed to get over $150 in RPP tickets on its windshield in just one day last week.

Poor little feller:

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In mitigation, the SFMTA could have just towed this rig and that would have been much worse for the owner.

Anyway, rules are rules I suppose.

Unless the owner performs an intervention to get it in running shape and also to pay off the SFMTA the four-figures worth of tickets and fines and boot installation and removal fees and also to deal with the DMV, this van is headed for the auction.

Oh well.

Rec and Park Turns a Ford Econoline Van into a Victorian Mansion – You Won’t Believe Your Eyes! – One Simple Trick!

Thursday, July 31st, 2014

At first glance, the “wrap” on this Golden Gate Park shuttle van allowed it to blend in with all the nearby Victorians. Imagine my surprise when I noticed it moving!

I was like, AHAHAHAHA … remarkable!

Boy, you got me good, RPD.

Neo-Charles Manson: “SATAN IS OUR CO-PILOT, 666″ – Helter Skelter on Page Street – “Finally, a Bit of the Old SF Flavor” via @LZ

Friday, June 27th, 2014

This one was sent in by @lz.

I’ll note the Oregon plates:

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Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred three score and six.

The Exact Wrong Way to Build a 15-Passenger Van – What GM Did Right and What Ford and Chrysler Did Wrong

Friday, June 27th, 2014

Here’s an old Chrysler van. Can you see the rear extension they simply tacked on to the end of the thing? See how they left the wheels in the same place as on the shorter 12-passenger version?

Bad form – a half-assed design on the cheap:

Check it:

The Ford design was to lengthen the body over the same frame as smaller vehicles. GM  increased the wheelbase. Safety experts feel the GM approach is the safer design.

And:

Passenger vans (Econoline Wagons/Club Wagons) could seat between two and 12 passengers, depending on the number of seats installed; standard-length wagons typically held two bench seats behind the driver. In 1978, a 15-passenger “Super Wagon” was introduced on the same wheelbase as the standard-length van, using a body extension added to the rear of the vehicle.

At the very least, you should load up people from the front on these rigs.

At the very least…

Aging Relic of the Upper Haight: This Ford Falcon Looks Nothing Like a Ford Falcon

Tuesday, June 17th, 2014

To me, anyway:

Oh, Club Wagon – that’s the difference:

Tough to believe that this rig is a close cousin to a Ford Mustang, but it is.

This is an eight passenger vehicle, believe it or not.

Very cool.

Does This Ford E-350 UCSF Vanpool Van Have a Seriously Bent Frame? Yes – Is That Safe? IDK

Friday, May 9th, 2014

Alls I know is that when this van is traveling south, it aint pointing south.

Obvs, this rig was in an accident at some point and obvs it wasn’t fixed proper.

JMO:

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Forget About The Hookup Truck, This Local Van Offers Mobile “Johnson Massage” – Also, “Herb Services!”

Monday, May 5th, 2014

Only in SF:

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Spring Has Sprung, So the World-Famous BELL PLUMBING & DRAIN Art Van has Once Again Become a Nest for Birds

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014

See? It says nest right there:

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It’s Bayshore, baby!

Sentient Lobster: Side of Caterer’s Van Features a Cartoon that Mocks the Death of Crustacea – Meat is Murder

Thursday, March 27th, 2014

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