This one flew under the radar, AFAIK:
Seven years later, here in 2015, you can’t get away this kind of thing anymore…
This one flew under the radar, AFAIK:
Seven years later, here in 2015, you can’t get away this kind of thing anymore…
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Here’s the sitch.
But you can’t actually see the bus driver run the red in this video:
Is there an all-red phase in the signal timing of this intersection? I assume so, but I don’t know.
The yellow line shown is about 200 feet long. It’s possible that a MUNI bus could enter the intersection on a yellow and then take six or seven seconds to clear it.
Cars going the other way need to wait for traffic legally in the intersection to clear, under CA law, so even though you have a green light that doesn’t mean you necessarily have the right of way.
Car drivers, particularly those with a running start, need to be mindful of this.
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Here it is, back in 2010. That greenish building that used to be a bank housed Villains Vault at the time:
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Detail, camera left:
Und camera right:
A thin red line connects these two elements, one assumes.
Here’s the update:
Banksy’s ‘Haight Street Rat’ graffiti holes up in an S.F. gallery by Rachel Howard
Now let’s say that Banksy caught Villains Vault displaying and selling unlicensed Banksy reprints as well as stuff from other street artists, you know, flagrantly, back in 2010. So then Banksy was all enough is enough, so he was all THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
And then he drew the line.
So really, the line is the piece, instead of the rat, right?
So if you just have the rat, you’re missing part of the story, right?
So it’s not just The Rat In The Hat Comes Back, right? I’m not saying that Banksy is all that deep but he’s deeper than a simple put-a-beret-on-it.
Now I understand why that KRON guy just went for the rat, but to do this job “as close as you could get to the intention Banksy had,” you’d have gotten the rest of the piece.
“The original Haight Street Rat stencil is a beret-wearing rat clutching a marker and a red line that extends from the rat to the neighboring building on the corner of Haight Street and Belvedere Street. On the adjacent building, the rat has seemingly written the text “THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE” in red which can be seen from the street above a clothing store that allegedly took street artists’ works and printed them on T-shirts and other apparel for sale without giving the artists any credit or revenue.”
“Named the Haight Street Rat for its placement atop a Victorian building on Haight Street, the stenciled rat clutching a red marker is now neatly framed and displayed in a location entirely unlike the one in which it was created: the lobby of the U.S. Bank Tower in downtown L.A., the city’s tallest tower and perhaps its most conspicuous symbol of capitalism. It’s a baffling venue for a piece of site-specific street art that initially wrapped across two buildings…
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This video shows what can happen if you try to use “self-help” to get your stuff back after you conclude you know who just pickpocketted you:
“Messed Up: Pickpocket Victim Gets Knocked Out Trying To Get His Wallet Back!”
This video has already been seen by hundreds of thousands of people. That amount is certainly more than the number of people who came to town to see the America’s Cup last year. I’ll tell you, those “gentlemen’s match races,” which cost us eight figures, were designed to burnish our image, nationally and internationally. But videos like these also affect our image, right? It could be that this one viral video, by itself, has erased any and all image burnishment gained by hosting AC34, right? What if SFGov exerted as much effort upon its core functions, you know, instead of having fun with Larry Ellison – what would that look like?
Self help [legal term] can work, sometimes. Good Samaritans can join in to overwhelm a team of pickpockets – that might happen. But what if you’re wrong about who took your stuff? What if you capture your “pickpocket” only to discover that s/he’s clean. Maybe your wallet was handed off to others in the team or maybe you were mistaken in the first place. Either way, you will have been putting effort into a fruitless endeavor. And the risk. The next step up would be an edged weapon, and then a firearm. OTOH, the chances of ever getting your stuff back are decreasing by the second. It’s tough to know what to do in this kind of situation.
Via KRON-TV’s Stanley Roberts comes news of this
Here’s the story:
San Francisco Sidewalk Steak – My buddies and I were walking up to the side door to Lucky River Restaurant at 700 Monterey Boulevard in San Francisco for lunch on Friday, November 21, 2014, and we saw this guy tenderizing or trying to break apart frozen meat. Yes, that appears to be frozen, raw meat that he’s slamming on the sidewalk. Maybe it’s what makes their Mongolian beef taste so good? Would you eat here after witnessing this?
And here come the Yelpers with some fresh one-star reviews:
On It Goes…
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Stanley Roberts feels that this one could still go viral – he thinks it’s Jimmy Kimmel-worthy.
I’m inclined to agree.
Wow, just wow.
What did she give him – $5, $20?
An now here’s the kicker. How to get out of the very same space?
Imagine this woman confronting the crazy-striped JFK Drive in Golden Gate Park – what would happen?
Thanks Wayne R – keep ’em coming!
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A German tourist records the last day of a longtime San Francisco tour bus guide.
The reaction from RedditSF?
Here she is, with beer bottle in hand:
Those interested in hearing a more polite version of this nativist mentality don’t need to search too far:
“We build tons of units of affordable housing, only to watch as people who live across the street from these units, who deserve to have access to these units, because of the lottery system and an organization — I’m not going to call any names, but…“
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Well here we go, some people took the effort to point out to our “local” Gannett Co Inc blog about one of its many mistakes. And it wasn’t just me, you know, right here: Gull-ible! – Gannett Co Inc’s West Coast Blog Gets Around to Posting a Two-Year Old Video – Oh, But It’s Not a Real Video.
So, Gannett, the charge is that your fake video is fake.
YES IT WAS.
I mean, it very well may have been
WELL, IF THIS IS YOUR POSITION, THEN WHY NOT JUST SAY “FAKE THIEF-SEAGULL STEALS A GOPRO” INSTEAD?
but we just found people speculating that it was,
OH, IT’S UP TO THE GREATER PUBLIC TO PROVE YOU WRONG AS OPPOSED TO THE OPPOSITE? OK FINE.
and GoPro says they had nothing to do with it. (Though, they could be LYING, or seagulls themselves…)
UH-OH, YOU’RE MISSING THE CASE WHERE GOPRO ISN’T LYING AND SOMEBODY _OUTSIDE_ OF GOPRO PRODUCED THIS FAKE VIDEO, RIGHT?
All right, let’s play along. Do you really think a seagull can pick up a video camera with its webbed feet? If so, you’re naive.
And why do the seabirds of the world only pickup GoPro brand cameras and not Canons or Nikons or Sony Action Cams and whathaveyou?
And what French tourist takes an ordinary sunset video with a monitor-free GoPro in a waterproof case? Not that many, I’ll tell you.
And what of Nathalie Rollandin, what business was she in when she posted that video, only one, of course, the only she’s ever posted on YouTube? Let’s take a look:
“Marketing strategy and product launch: concept development and product design, pricing and promotional strategies, training, launch and monitoring of results”
The French tourist turned out to be an Italian-American chick from Chicago. She’s now learning even more about viral marketing ‘n stuff at the Kellogg School. Mmmm
All right, here’s my contribution to the marketing intern fake video oeuvre.
Actually, mine’s twice as good as yours, because mine has two marketing interns faking a video.
Hey Gannett! What’s your burn rate? Why don’t you move back to Virginia and make room for housing at your reclaimed wood clubhouse on Page? How many millions have you lost so far, The Bold italic, you know, since you all came to town?
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1. This is just my experience, but I heard this story (see below) repeated by various people in various locations over the weekend. It could be that this one has gone viral IRL.
2. I’ll tell you, 99+% of the time when an SFPD officer asks people to clear an accident scene, people actually get up and clear the accident scene. By not clearing the scene, you’re basically saying that the peace officer you’re talking to doesn’t have the authoritah to do so. You’re making things personal.
3. If you want to hang about at an accident or crime scene, simply lie. Say, “I seen it, I seen it, I saw the whole thing!” Then you might get upgraded to Witness status and then you’ll actually have a reason for being on scene when the LT comes by to check on things, which happens sometimes.
4. Believe it or not Dude, there are situations where I myself might be asked to arrest you yourself. I’d be very unlikely to do that since I’m not a peace officer. If you sued me for false arrest, I’d have to take you seriously. OTOH, peace officers, such as the very ones you’re crusading against, do have broad powers to arrest people.Do you realize that, Dude?
5. If the SFPD is worried about getting sued, it might be over the privacy rights of those they are assisting. Did you ever think of that, Dude?
6. The SFPD has the highest-paid cops in the world. If officers don’t live in SF it’s because they choose not to live in SF. So yeah, they’ll say SF is “too expensive,” but what they mean is that SF is too expensive for what you get. Do you see the difference here, Dude?
7. You don’t know which parts of the story to omit, Dude. You win points for honesty, but you ended up digging your hole deeper.
8. What do you want, a medal for calling 911?
9. Your friends and family and employees might support your struggle, but here’s what most people are thinking, more or less:
“…having read the story, if I were to put a percentage for who is at fault in this situation for ending up in jail I’d assign Mr. TechDudeBroDouche 70%, and 30% to over aggressive policing.”
All this means is that you didn’t explain yourself very well, Dude.
All the deets:
“I identified myself as the caller to the half dozen police who poured out of squad cars and stepped back onto the sidewalk in front of Radius restaurant. Sgt. Espinoza, short,* stout,* grey and assertive, asked Ben and me whether we had witnessed the accident. We said that we hadn’t, but arrived shortly thereafter. I was standing 15 feet from the scene beside Officer Kaur, a stocky* female* of South Asian** complexion.** She turned to me and abruptly said that I was not needed as a witness and should leave immediately. I told her we were headed home,** just across the way,** when my friend and I encountered the accident;** and that I’d recently broken my elbow** in a similar bike accident** here** and deeply cared about the outcome.**”
*It’s payback time, bitches!
**OMG, TMI, too much information, objection, relevance. Why should the SFPD care about your elbow?
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Here’s the video, which was ID’ed as a fake about 2.6 million views ago:
And here’s the recent post from the money-losing Gannet blog, The Bold Italic.
Do you really want to know how to do better, TBI? Well, don’t post crap like this, for starters.
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