Posts Tagged ‘wanted’

Why Not Get a Job as a Minibus Driver in the 415 and Make $24 an Hour?

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Well, I’ll answer my own question here and say the reason is that you already have or aspire to have a job what pays more, or is more satisfying or whatever, but if you’re currently making minimum wage or if you’re unemployed…

Now, you don’t have a have an absolutely clean DMV for the past ten years (I’m sure, IRL), but there are other requirements (see below) that you’d have to work on, that might take a while so maybe this is not for you anyway.

Fine, but what you shouldn’t do is to rail against the machine, rail against, I dont know, all the MUNI drivers in town who make more, who have six-figure compensation packages practically burned into the City Charter:

I work longer and harder than any MUNI driver out there; and yet I make close to minimum wage. WHERE’S MY PATH TO MIDDLE CLASS, you fuckers?”

The solution is to apply to become a MUNI driver yourself, silly billy. (Or BART driver, whichever.) They might not be hiring right now right now, but I’ve see training coaches all over the place this year so it’s not like it’s impossible to get a job at MUNI.

So what I’m I saying? Work on getting a driving job at MUNI, that’s what I’m saying…

Anyway, I saw this private sector ad a while back, but what they’re offering these days is the same basic deal. Maybe this kind of gig could help you get a MUNI job? 

Deets on this private sector job, after the job


Wanted by the SFPD – Sexual Assault Suspect Damir Shalako – Distinctively Tattooed – Riding MUNI or BART

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

The latest from the SFPD:

“The suspect pictured is wanted in connection with a sexual assault, robbery and beating that occurred in the Potrero Hill Housing Authority Development on 9/28/2010 at approximately 12 Noon. He has been identified as Damir Shalako, 25 year old, White Male, 5’08” 170 Lbs. Black Hair and Brown Eyes. Shalako was last seen wearing a pair of jeans with no shirt. He has distinctive tattoos on his face and neck.  Shalako is on parole from Santa Rosa, California and is thought to have family in San Francisco and associates in Susanville, California. It is believed that Shalako may be utilizing public transit. Shalako is considered dangerous. If you see Shalako call 9-1-1. If you have information regarding this crime, contact the SFPD Sex Crimes Unit at (415) 553-1361 or BRICC at (415) 553-1071


Date 09/28/10
Case # 100 901 215
Name Damir Shalako
Height 5’08”
Weight 170 lbs
Eyes Brown
Hair Black   
Race White
Sex Male
Age 25

Oscar and Johnny of San Jose Need to Contact the SFPD About This Rape Allegation

Friday, August 13th, 2010

Just saying. The dragnet is closing in, it would appear…

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San Francisco Police are seeking the public’s assistance in identifying three suspects who kidnapped and sexually assaulted a woman at approximately 3:30am on August 7, 2010.

The 25 year old victim was standing at Van Ness and California at 3:30am on August 7, 2010, when she was approached by three men driving in a black VW Golf, hatchback-style vehicle. The victim agreed to a ride with the suspects, back to her hotel in the South of Market area. As the victim attempted to get out of the vehicle, one of the men pulled her back in the car as the driver sped off. The victim was dragged for a short distance, driven to a remote area near Cesar Chavez and the 101 Freeway and sexually assaulted. The victim suffered injuries to her feet, legs and neck. She was treated for her injuries and released. 

The three suspects told the victim that they were from San Jose and were celebrating one of the men’s 18th birthday.

The victim was able to assist in creating a sketch for two of the suspects. They are described as:

1. “Oscar“, Hispanic male, 18-25 yrs., 5’6”, 145 lbs., wearing dark baseball hat, black “Ed Hardy” shirt with lettering across neck.

2. “Johnny“, HM, 5’7”, 150 lbs., dark fade-like haircut, wearing olive green buttoned shirt

3. Unknown, HM, 21-22, heavy set, with dark wavy hair (driver of vehicle)

Vehicle description:

2002-2005, BLACK, VW Golf, 4-dr., hatchback.

Police are seeking assistance from the public, who may be able to identify these suspects or who may have information regarding this incident. Police encourage anyone who believes that they have been the victim of a sexual assault to report it to the police or respond to the San Francisco Rape Treatment Center located at San Francisco General Hospital as soon as possible. Anyone with information is asked to contact the Sexual Assault Unit, Inspector Sidney Laws or Lt. Dan Leydon at 553-1361.