The San Francisco Citizen

This was the scene the other day at Pier 39 in San Francisco. Those darn sea lions have all left, save one.

Keep an eye out here. They’ll be back soon enough.

Here’s what it will look like tonight at around 9:30 PM on the waterfront in San Francisco.

Assuming the weather holds out - it certainly doesn’t look like it will be the foggiest fourth in S.F. history, so that’s good.

How to Photograph Fireworks, if you care. Or follow this advice here.

Dress warm! Click to expand:

This is your chance to own beautiful Red Rock Island, now listed for just $22 million by Santa Rosa’s Steven Higbee. Imagine owning your own private Alcatraz! Per the shill:

…the ONLY privately held island in the San Francisco Bay….out of the fog belt just south of the San Rafael/ Richmond Bridge…six acres, 175 feet high…views spectacular…just eight miles to Fisherman’s Wharf…

If you lived here, you’d be home by now 

You want. Make an offer why not? You’d only have to sell 38,000 shares at current valuations. Then you’d be a part of history and NPR would want to put you on the FM radio too.

What’s in it for you? Well, you could try to develop it.  Might be a bit of a hassle dealing with three different counties but think of all the manganese you’d be able to sell after you’re done leveling the island with dynamite or something. You’d make big bucks.

Plus, they’ll probably even throw in the island’s home page to sweeten the deal. The website has all the photos you’d want of your new home. 

Perché no?