Posts Tagged ‘Window’

Support for UKRAINE Expressed in the Lower Haight – Will These Yellow Short Shorts Stop Russia?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014

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Neighbors at Odds in the Western Addition – One Window Sign Leads to Another – A Civil War, Upstairs Downstairs

Friday, April 4th, 2014

And actually one of the candidates in the most recent election lives in this building

Not sure if these exact signs are still up, prolly not, prolly new issues are promoted.

On It Goes…

WINDOW, WINDOW, BOX, WINDOW, WINDOW, BOX, WINDOW, WINDOW, BOX, WINDOW, WINDOW, BOX, ETC.

Friday, February 14th, 2014

Gracious urban living, Frisco-style:

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And you may find yourself
Living in a shotgun shack

Where’s Waldo, Masonic Avenue Edition

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

Most window displays on the northern part of Masonic protest against the SFMTA and its tree-filled Masonic Boulevard plans these days.

This is an exception:

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A Personal-Sized Plant, Visible Through a Window from the Sidewalk of Masonic

Thursday, November 14th, 2013

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Marinello School of Beauty Bounces Back from Trayvon Verdict Protest – Now There’s Less Broken Glass in the Twitterloin

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

First came the Trayvon protesters, down Market Street.

Then came the workers who put up plywood sheets.

Then came the taggers.

Then the plywood got painted over.

Then glaziers did a proper repair job, just yesterday.

Thusly:

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NeMa New Market Twitterloin Mid-Market Update:Trayvon Protesters 1, Marinello School of Beauty 0

Friday, July 19th, 2013

Or so it would seem.

Stick it to The Man:

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(Myself, I went to a school of ugly. Oh well.)

 

 

 

How Do Thieves Break Your Car Windows Quietly on the Streets of San Francisco? With Tiny Ninja Rocks!

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

Has it been ten years since Ninja Rocks have been enshrined in our California Criminal Code? Yes!

Celebrate by breaking into cars this year, as people are already doing on McAllister Street right near City Hall.

But don’t use a hammer to get car booty. Hammers are heavy.

Use ninja rocks to break windows instead. (They’re super light so they’re easy to carry around.)

Thusly:

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PENAL CODE SECTION 466-469

“466. Every person having upon him or her in his or her possession a
picklock, crow, keybit, crowbar, screwdriver, vise grip pliers,
water-pump pliers, slidehammer, slim jim, tension bar, lock pick gun,
tubular lock pick, bump key, floor-safe door puller, master key,
ceramic or porcelain spark plug chips or pieces, or other instrument
or tool with intent feloniously to break or enter into…”

UC Berkeley Engineering Grad Comes to Mayor Ed Lee’s San Francisco, Encounters Ceaseless Petty Crime, Oh Well

Monday, November 19th, 2012

1. Silently break passenger window of an upscale Honda (with a piece of high-temperature ceramic from a spark plug tied to a piece string) on the mean streets of ineffectual Mayor Ed Lee’s San Francisco.

2. Take all folding money you can grab (but leave the coins – too heavy.)

3. Get arrested, very occasionally.

4. Get sprung.

5. Repeat.

Thusly:

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And do you know what the SFPD will say? They’ll say, “You parked your car in that area? You shouldn’t park there!”

Just like they say, “You were actually using your iPhone while waiting for MUNI. Oh no, you should hide it whenever you’re not at home.”

Srsly.

On It Goes

How Wude! Marina Times Editor-in-Chief Susan Dyer Reynolds Bans Comments from Her “BMW SUV vs. SF Cyclist” Screed

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

So Marina Times Editor in Chief Susan Dyer Reynolds had a kind of a breakdown a few months back, while she was piloting her giant BMW among cyclists on Page in one of the Haights.

Let’s review:

“Curly sped up and so did I, pulling in front of his bike, and trapping him between my SUV and the car parked next to him. As he came to a screeching halt, I rolled the window down a couple of inches. What color he had in his pale face drained and suddenly the smug smile was gone. “Are you crazy?” he asked, his voice shaking. Any ability I had to be rational went out my spit-covered window. “If I was crazy I would crush you like a bug right now,” I screamed.”

There wasn’t much of a reaction to this cry for help at first. But then a tiny blog (tiny but with more readers than the picayune Marina Times it’s safe to say) made a post about Susan’s breakdown, so she then got a whole bunch of reaction, from all across the country, mostly negative.

And then she posted some message about how she was going to deal with all the negative reaction in the September issue.

And then the comments disappeared.

And now, we have this.

“Virtual Ku Klux Klan”

“$10,000 in stolen funds stuffed in her blouse”

“Giada De Laurentiis has a bulbous candy apple head.”

It’s wide-ranging, certainly.

Anyway, I guess that’s that. That’s all we’ll be reading from her on the matter.

But you can find the basic gist of all those comments here, and other places I guess.